Okay, I haven't seen any thread that mainly focuses on jokes. There may be some old one, but I haven't found any. I didn't feel like posting this in the gaming section, because this isn't really a game. It's just you telling/reading jokes and (hopefully) laughing.
I think you've already heard this one's (it's classic), but I'll give it a try anyway.
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4 old friends decided to meet to catch up on events of their lives. They all sit around a table, four old aged gentlemen in a restaurant, share laughs, stories, wisdom. Then one of them needs to go to the mans room. While he is away, one of the remaining three friends starts to speak of his son:
"You know, my son, Patrick, he is 34 years old by now, can you believe that? I am so proud of him. He graduated and now has his own company. He's building boats for rich people. He's also a good family-man. He has a lovely wife that gave me lovely grandchildren. But on top of all that, he is a millionaire. He's so rich, you know, one of his friends had a birthday sometime ago, he gave him a luxury boat as a present."
Then the second goes off:
"Yea, I got children too. Two sons. Daniel, my eldest, has his own company too! In fact, he owns a construction firm that builds houses for Hollywood stars. He too is a good husband and father. But the money he is making... I mean woah, he is a multimillionaire. He is sooo rich, that he gave an entire penthouse away to his friend, when he celebrated birthday not so long ago!"
The third of the friends comes in:
"You know what guys? What a coinsidence!? Cause I too have a son, Richard, that is a good-mannered man, with a beatiful wife and cute children. He got really successful after college. To tell you the truth, he is a billionaire. He made VP in "Multi-Air International", the company that builds planes for presidents and governments of different countries all around the world. He got so much of the bloody green paper, that he recently gave away an entire jet as a birthday gift to one of his friends!"
And so they all sit there and cheer, and congratulate each other for how succesful their sons have become. When the last of the friends finally gets back from the toilet, he sees his fellas laughing and joking. Confused, he asks them:
"What's going on, what are we celebrating?"
And one of the three men answers him:
"We celebrate how successful our sons have become in life. That they have money and status, wives and children. Didn't you also have a son? Tom, right? How's it going for him?"
"Aint much to tell really." - replies the man back.
"Common!"
"Well... He is a 28 years old stripper at a Saturday Night Gay Club."
"Ohh... I'm sorry. You must be ashamed."
"Nahh, I love him anyway, he's my son. Besides, it aint that bad, life's pretty good for him actually. I heard from him in fact that, two weeks ago, when he turned 28, he got a luxury boat, a penthouse and a jet for his birthday present from his three boyfriends."
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Allways brings a smile to my face!
Post any good joke you know.
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by bov930527 » Sat May 05, 2012 5:43 am
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Re: What's 'da Joke?
by Paratrooper » Sat May 05, 2012 6:02 am
Doctor wrote:Knock knock
To a Physicist, white and black is the presence and absence of color.
To a Fine Artist, white and black are just shades and tints of color.
To a Painter, any paint that you could get into a can is a color.
THIS color, on the other hand, is #b4d455.
To a Fine Artist, white and black are just shades and tints of color.
To a Painter, any paint that you could get into a can is a color.
THIS color, on the other hand, is #b4d455.
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Re: What's 'da Joke?
by Doctor » Sat May 05, 2012 6:13 am
Paratrooper wrote:Doctor wrote:Knock knock
But anyway, knock knock!
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Re: What's 'da Joke?
by Paratrooper » Sat May 05, 2012 6:18 am
Who's there?
To a Physicist, white and black is the presence and absence of color.
To a Fine Artist, white and black are just shades and tints of color.
To a Painter, any paint that you could get into a can is a color.
THIS color, on the other hand, is #b4d455.
To a Fine Artist, white and black are just shades and tints of color.
To a Painter, any paint that you could get into a can is a color.
THIS color, on the other hand, is #b4d455.
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Re: What's 'da Joke?
by Doctor » Sat May 05, 2012 6:20 am
Pol-ees. (Your message contains 8 characters. The minimum number of characters you need to enter is 10.)
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Re: What's 'da Joke?
by Paratrooper » Sat May 05, 2012 6:21 am
Pol-ees who?
To a Physicist, white and black is the presence and absence of color.
To a Fine Artist, white and black are just shades and tints of color.
To a Painter, any paint that you could get into a can is a color.
THIS color, on the other hand, is #b4d455.
To a Fine Artist, white and black are just shades and tints of color.
To a Painter, any paint that you could get into a can is a color.
THIS color, on the other hand, is #b4d455.
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Re: What's 'da Joke?
by Doctor » Sat May 05, 2012 6:25 am
Pol-ees let us in it's cold outside!
Man, I am just the funniest.
Man, I am just the funniest.
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Re: What's 'da Joke?
by Fleischgeruch » Sat May 05, 2012 9:11 am
This thread should be renamed to 'The House of Facepalms'
I mean really, dafuq am I reading *_*
I mean really, dafuq am I reading *_*
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Supprising. Funny. Intidimating.
<+Enari> well, i've slept with 29 yearold that looks yunger
Supprising. Funny. Intidimating.
<+Enari> well, i've slept with 29 yearold that looks yunger
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Re: What's 'da Joke?
by Catzilla » Sat May 05, 2012 11:02 am
Doctor wrote:Pol-ees let us in it's cold outside!
Man, I am just the funniest.
Yo Doc, knock knock.
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Re: What's 'da Joke?
by Catzilla » Sat May 05, 2012 11:04 am
Wanda. Your message contains 9 characters. The minimum number of characters you need to enter is 10.
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