All the things you learned in AoS

by **ElFizbanio** » Thu May 03, 2012 7:46 pm

1. SwÃ¤g always translates to pancakes
2.If you are without a voice crack,don't play this game

by **Fleischgeruch** » Thu May 03, 2012 9:28 pm

I learned:
1. Spam tapping ctrl (crouch key) if you want to survive in a fight for longer than 5 seconds.
2. Almost everyone sees and hears the game differently from you (custom mods that I never bothered to get).

by **USABxBOOYO** » Thu May 03, 2012 10:52 pm

I learned basic Polish and Portuguese through AoS.

by **RonPaul** » Thu May 03, 2012 11:00 pm

Fleischgeruch wrote:I learned:
1. Spam tapping ctrl (crouch key) if you want to survive in a fight for longer than 5 seconds.
2. Almost everyone sees and hears the game differently from you (custom mods that I never bothered to get).

1.Spam "HAX" or "ducking AIMBOTTZ" if I get killed
2.Speak another language in an English speaking sever.
3.Anything but rifle=T3H NO0B!
4.Flinging grenades at our team helps us.
5.If I kill someone and they don't see me I am aimbotting
6.Destroying friendly structures is a goal
7.If you score over 100 you are automatically haxing and must be kicked.
8.Airstriking random positions is good
9.If you spade an enemy you are a noob
10.Kicking for no reason must be voted for
11.say RAPE if I kill someone
12.Making penises out of blocks will give us the greater advantage
13.If we are getting spawnkilled we are simply NUBz that suck
14.Ratio is the only point of the game
15.If I talk I must be muted to help others
16.Spading our team brings a clear point
17.Griefer can be spelled "gr3ferz", "GUREFz", "tehGreferz", and "GREF"
18.Maps can't be bad only the players
19.If I see an admin I must say "OMFG u CAME BACK! lulZ THEY R HAXXING"
20.Helping our team is useless. They are to selfish and I must always find my own path..

by **DrSandwich** » Fri May 04, 2012 3:29 am

A person is 3 blocks high

by **kmaj** » Fri May 04, 2012 6:58 am

1) Ja polak.

by **Stiivais** » Fri May 04, 2012 2:18 pm

hmm, are we making an official guidebook or something?

by **ElFizbanio** » Fri May 04, 2012 7:57 pm

21: That_Guy makes great hax

by **DoomSplitter** » Fri May 04, 2012 8:42 pm

*In a five-year olds voice*
I learned that greefing is bad and that caw of dooty is bad and that bloo is bad and to nevar work as a team just run to the intel.

by **ElFizbanio** » Fri May 04, 2012 8:51 pm

put numbers to dat!
like 22. "bleblabluubluflblbagg"

Website · by **HaloWarLord711** » Fri May 04, 2012 8:57 pm

that if you see someone hacking the proper thing to do is yell HAXXOR! YOU NOOB IS HAXXORING! KCIK HIM
without letting anyone know who is hacking

by **hindos** » Sat May 05, 2012 3:52 am

24: How to rage, yell in caps and throw grenades and fire randomly... then disconnect. Ah good times that be.
25: How to get owned, build a nice 1x1 pillar really high so all the enemies can see you!
26: How to fight honourably, allways whistle and give enemies the chance to see you then end their miserable existence. Never fire on medics or builders, auw screw that shoot like a maniac!

by **IrishElf** » Sat May 05, 2012 6:16 am

What I learned in AoS is that humanity's doomed and there's no saving it.

by **EstonianSniper** » Sat May 05, 2012 12:19 pm

27. The shotgun is useless.
28. Pe0p1e 1iKe wr1t1ng us1ng numbers.

by **jpmondini** » Mon May 07, 2012 4:03 am

29 - if you get more than 100 kills you are hacking and aimboting
30 - never kill builders, they are very emotional

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