SCP-294

[tunaspirit]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294
This game is based upon the story whose link is above.
To play this game:
Deposit 50 cents US currency
Enter what you want to drink in the QWERTY touchpad
Almost any requests will be poured in a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup, in a liquid state.
Any requests that cannot be produced, are given a "OUT OF RANGE" error, like with diamond, because diamond cannot exist in a liquid state. Liquids that would have normally eaten through a paper cup seemed to have no effect on the liquid dispensed by the machine.

Example:

Cola

The machine starts buzzing and fills a cup with Cola. You drink it, and it tastes just like regular cola.

mint morrocan tea

The machine fills the cup mint morrocan tea, heated to 34 degrees Celsius. You think it tastes delicious.

gold

The machine fills the cup with liquid gold, you don't dare to drink this.

diamond

The machine vibrates for a moment and displays on the screen "out of range"

a cup of DeathEnhanced

The machine starts buzzing and fills the cup with blood, bodily fluids and bits of flesh, with a strange odor of tea. After DNA tests it seems that this biological material belongs to DeathEnhanced.
During this time DeathEnhanced was reported to be dizzy, confused and dehydrated.
You vomited after seeing this cup.

Your turn.

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

Can i has a cup of stuff that can melt a planet.

[tunaspirit]

Can i has a cup of stuff that can melt a planet.

The machine pours a green, glowing liquid in the cup which you accidentally spill on the floor and yourself. You [DATA EXPUNGED] gamma radiation. The liquid melts through everything until it reaches the core of the planet, increasing planet temperature permanently by 4 degrees Celsius, causing a XK end-of-the-world scenario, melting all natural ice in the world, and sea level increasing by 6 meters. A tidal wave destroys West-Europe, North America and South-East Asia.

[Aakash]

i want any liquid you give me (i don't have good imagination)

[kmaj]

I'd like some H2O2.

[Fleischgeruch]

And I would like a cup of molten chocolate, k?

[Aakash]

i would like magma mixed with lava and a speck of nuclear gas...................and fire

[tunaspirit]

i want any liquid you give me (i don't have good imagination)

OUT OF RANGE

I'd like some H2O2.

Waterperoxide is poured in the cup. Not suitable for drinking.

And I would like a cup of molten chocolate, k?

A paper cup is filled with molten chocolate estimated to be 45 degrees Celsius hot. Drinking this would temporarily burn your taste buds.

i would like magma mixed with lava and a speck of nuclear gas...................and fire

OUT OF RANGE (fire cannot be a liquid)

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

I want a cup of something that more powerful than a Nuclear Bomb.

[ChaosTLW]

Cup of Minecraft Lava

[kmaj]

Some Grog, please.

[Fleischgeruch]

I'd like the liquid that can melt through clothes ONLY.
Once I get it, please put it in a sprayable form, and teleport me with it to the nearest collection of about 4-10 attractive females, be it a sleepover, gym room, toilet, or my basement.
Oh... Oops.

[tunaspirit]

I want a cup of something that more powerful than a Nuclear Bomb.

A cup of a supernova is dispensed. You accidentally earth.

Cup of Minecraft Lava

A cup of lava is dispensed and your eyes [DATA EXPUNGED] due the heat

Some Grog, please.

A cup of grog is dispensed. When you drink it, you murder everyone in your vicinity and rape the female corpses. Because you are underage and drunk.

[tunaspirit]

I'd like the liquid that can melt through clothes ONLY.
Once I get it, please put it in a sprayable form, and teleport me with it to the nearest collection of about 4-10 attractive females, be it a sleepover, gym room, toilet, or my basement.
Oh... Oops.

OUT OF RANGE
SCP-294 IS INCAPABLE OF TELEPORTATION, POURING LIQUID SUBSTANCES IN OTHER CUPS THAN PAPER CUPS, AND SEXUAL PLEASURING.

[kmaj]

I want some goat blood.