The Damnation rules of Ace of Spades

[scarfacemperor]

Nothing you can do about it. These rules are written in stone :

1-Enemies always find you at the exact moment you're reloading

2-Sprint jump is suicide as the server will lag at this exact moment

3-There will always be a squadmate who will come between you and your target, absorb all your shots and make both of you killed by your target

4-If you play in squad, you'll always be with a Deuce who didn't find any better tactic than camping deep underground

5-Lag gives selective bonus. It will prevent you from moving but allow enemies to dodge bullets like Neo does in Matrix

6-No matters how good infiltrator you are. An enemy random grenade which was not aimed at you is the most likely way to die

Do you sometimes feel this is true ? :-)

[Tek2]

7-Your bullets turn into rubber when you carry the intel

[demo123]

True. That is so true.

[Putin]

8. You Empty a SMG clip in the guy and he kills you with 1 bullet from rifle.

[scarfacemperor]

9- your life expectancy is significantly decreased when you are 1 kill away from the airstrike

10- having squadmates is a required condition for having to cover your back yourself

[HoboHob]

11. Whenever you switch weapons the enemy always switches to the gun most effective at killing you.

[scarfacemperor]

12- you always meet an enemy at his weapon's perfect range. If you spot a rifleman at close range or a shotgunner at long range, you'll be shot by his teammates immediatly

[DoomSplitter]

13 - Your squadmates will always give away your position.

[Articsledder]

14. You find a server running your custom custom map, it has 800 ping.

[ErwinRumble]

- In the current state of AoS, you can sometimes drop dead before the attack is even "seen" by the player.

[Paratrooper]

15. Never use the shotgun in the rifle fight. In fact, don't even use it at all. It just isn't worth it in it's current state.

[scarfacemperor]

16- Throwing a grenade is deadly to an enemy, as it will attract all your team's firepower. The enemy will be dead before the grenade explodes.

[HoboHob]

17. Every grenade you throw will always kill you instead of the guy you wanted to kill.

[Articsledder]

The window rule:
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[Gorman]

2. Isn't this just because of how pyspades handles speed hack prevention?