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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Fleischgeruch » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:38 pm

Crenox wrote:Yo mama is so ugly that when she looked at a mirror it broke.

You must be new to the internet... stick around, it'll be fun.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Crenox » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:41 pm

Fleischgeruch wrote:
Crenox wrote:Yo mama is so ugly that when she looked at a mirror it broke.

You must be new to the internet... stick around, it'll be fun.

Well I'm not, why would you think that?

Back on the OT, yo mama is so fat that you in her right now!
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Fleischgeruch » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:12 pm

Because no offense, but YOUR mama jokes are so old they were around before my mama even existed.
Well, at least that one was. The next was eh... kinda lame. Anyway,
yo mama so big, Neil Armstrong reported sightings of her on Earth, when he was on the moon.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Crenox » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:15 pm

Fleischgeruch wrote:Because no offense, but YOUR mama jokes are so old they were around before my mama even existed.
Well, at least that one was. The next was eh... kinda lame. Anyway,
yo mama so big, Neil Armstrong reported sightings of her on Earth, when he was on the moon.

Whatever.

Yo mama so fat, she so fat, she fat.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Fleischgeruch » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:17 pm

Boooooooooooooooooooo
Yo mama so fat she can't go in a forest. Wouldn't fit past the first 2 trees.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Crenox » Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:18 pm

Booooooo.

Yo mama so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it never came back.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Narkumir » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:35 am

Hehehe Nice
Yo Mama so Hairy, when I got out of the shower, I thought I was in "Gorillas Of The Mist"
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby bov930527 » Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:25 am

Yo mama so fat, whenever she throws things away they fly back at her and start to circle around her like satellites because she has her own gravitational pole.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Paratrooper » Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:26 am

Your mama is so fat, it's not even funny.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby DeKU » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:04 pm

your mama if so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people yell out taxi taxi taxi
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby USABxBOOYO » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:05 pm

Yo mama so fat, when she walks in front of the TV I miss three shows and a commercial.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby CommanderCody » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:29 pm

Yo mama so poor and fat,she uses a whole 10 trees of leaves to cover herself.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Fleischgeruch » Sat Apr 21, 2012 1:49 pm

Lol booyo nice one.
Yo mama so fat the amount of Xs in her size of clothing (XXL, etc) is over 9000
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Crenox » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:05 am

Not funny.

Yo mama so fat that you in her!
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby bov930527 » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:25 am

Yo mama so ugly, she must've been born as a man.
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