Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[Varun]

Granted, but something happened with something and you died

I wish (or rather hope) that I can get in shape before the carnival. (It was cancelled today)

[tw4040]

granted. however the time when ur carnival gets rehosted you ponder upon a dangerous road. A car comes in at a rapid pace and is about to kill you when naruto swoops in and grabs you. however, it turns out that he grabbed you with the hand that currently has a rasen shuriken. The rasen shuriken, however does not kill you thankfully as you were, for some random reason wearing a rasen shuriken proof vest. But as a result of reading this comment you get so confused that you lose consciousness and you get hit by a bowling ball and die. Thats just how it is people.

i wish if i found one that is truly special to me.

[hcxangel]

Granted but now it isn't special
I wish to be a god

[hindos]

Granted, But you lacked the time and power to actively communicate your wishes with the populace, and they ultiamtely split up and wiped themselves out in a nuclear war due to your poor godliness.

I wish I was a magical Genie

[CommanderCody]

granted,but then you're discected by scientists for infomation.

I wish for a new DC-15A Blaster Rifle.

[hindos]

Granted, But it turned out to be a fake replica

I wish I had a t-shirt which attracts chicks towards me :D

[hcxangel]

Grante, but i burned your shirt
I wish everyone giving me a dollar

[HaloWarLord711]

granted,but now some poor family who needed it is starving because of you
good job scrooge

i wish my mods became more popular

[hindos]

Granted, but then you got in-game stalkers...

I wish I could buy a big can of whipcream and spray it all in my mouth(allways wanted to do this :P )

[Varun]

Granted, but you suffocated yourself, and died a horrible death.

I wish I could preorder every Assassin's Creed Game without having to pay. Legally.

[hindos]

Granted, but they then cancelled the game and you never received anything.

What's with you and 'die a horrible death's...

I wish I had a holiday home in the middle of nowhere with wi-fi and adequate supplies as well as being able to live peacefully with nature.

[razor10000]

Granted, but within 6 months, the lack of people like family or friends made you bored to death.

I wish my mothers cooking was much better, despite being the best in the world (her food is so delicious)!

[HaloWarLord711]

granted but you accidently sneeze while eating,slamming a fork into the back of your throat.
enjoy drowning


i wish i had more popular mods without ANY negative or neutral effects,only positive.

[Varun]

Granted, but they then cancelled the game and you never received anything.

What's with you and 'die a horrible death's...

I wish I had a holiday home in the middle of nowhere with wi-fi and adequate supplies as well as being able to live peacefully with nature.

Because its more badass, see my sig, than saying you died peacefully

BTW, granted, but an assassin was hired to take you down. You died a horrible death :)

[hindos]

Granted, but your forgot to make a wish so you died a horrible death from a paradox of some sort...

I wish Ace Of Spades lagg would become obselote..