How do you get a pickaxe

by **TBS** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:18 pm

This game has never had any pickaxes, at all.
Don't ever ask about it again.

by **mman789** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:22 pm

The hells' a pickaxe? Is it some kind of vehicle? We don't have those yet.

by **CraftDinur** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:31 pm

there is no pickaxe, there was no pickaxe, and there never will be a pickaxe.
any pictures or videos depicting a pickaxe were either faked or photoshopped.

damn i love that quote. thx to BOOYO for sayin' it.

by **USABxBOOYO** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:39 pm

There was no pickaxe, there is pickaxe, and there never will be a pickaxe. Any photos you see containing or depicting any pickaxe or pick-like object contain models made in slab6 that replace the Spade or are photoshopped and are essentially fabricated/faked. Anyone who ever tells you there ever was, is, or will be a pickaxe is a liar or mentally unsound. If you see a pickaxe in videos, next to the Spade when you are switching weapons, that player has modified the game and/or photoshopped it in. Anyone who uses the pickaxe to demolish an object or kill a player is simply using the left-click functionality of the Spade but with an aforementioned kv6 model made in slab6. If anyone ever attempts to convince you that there was/is/ever will be a pickaxe, please report them to the appropriate authorities immediately.

by **DoomSplitter** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:09 pm

Me: There was a pickaxe, I swear it!
*A nurse walks into the room*
Nurse: Mr. Splitter, time for your medication.
Me: *Knocks medication onto the floor* NO! THE PICKAXE WAS REAL, I HELD IT WITH ME OWN TWO HANDS!
*Guards sedate me*

by **Thunderstorm** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:21 am

As someone said earlier, that joke is done to death.

by **Rydogger** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:27 am

DoomSplitter wrote:Me: There was a pickaxe, I swear it!
*A nurse walks into the room*
Nurse: Mr. Splitter, time for your medication.
Me: *Knocks medication onto the floor* NO! THE PICKAXE WAS REAL, I HELD IT WITH ME OWN TWO HANDS!
*Guards sedate me*

*flails arms* IT WAS REAAAAA- *muffled sound*

by **kmaj** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:20 am

USABxBOOYO wrote:There was no pickaxe, there is pickaxe, and there never will be a pickaxe. Any photos you see containing or depicting any pickaxe or pick-like object contain models made in slab6 that replace the Spade or are photoshopped and are essentially fabricated/faked. Anyone who ever tells you there ever was, is, or will be a pickaxe is a liar or mentally unsound. If you see a pickaxe in videos, next to the Spade when you are switching weapons, that player has modified the game and/or photoshopped it in. Anyone who uses the pickaxe to demolish an object or kill a player is simply using the left-click functionality of the Spade but with an aforementioned kv6 model made in slab6. If anyone ever attempts to convince you that there was/is/ever will be a pickaxe, please report them to the appropriate authorities immediately.

Someone call the Thoughtpolice!

by **Leonzable** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:03 pm

[This post has been censored by the "proper authorities". Have a nice day]

by **Rydogger** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:30 pm

Become 10th prestige level 70 to unlock the pickaxe

by **Fluttershy** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:21 am

You guys know that horse youve been beating for the past month or so despite being dead? Its paste now. Just thought you should know.

by **Paratrooper** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:24 am

Fluttershy wrote:You guys know that horse youve been beating for the past month or so despite being dead? Its paste now. Just thought you should know.

GRIND IT 'TILL IT'S PULP!

But really, use the wikia to find your answers.

by **TBS** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:48 pm

/ban fluttershy

by **kmaj** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:39 pm

TBS wrote:/ban fluttershy

You can't ban "Fluttershy". No player named "Fluttershy" exist, existed, or will exist. Those who claim that Fluttershy exists are followers of Bluestein and will be annihilated.

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