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Postby Sniper101 » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:16 pm

kmaj wrote:Yo mama is so fat she wears very large clothes.


WOW. THAT WAS AN EPIC ONE.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Fleischgeruch » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:21 pm

Yo mama's so fat, her cholesterol level is over 9000.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby ChaosTLW » Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:34 pm

Yo mama is so fat, it takes a satellite to take a 4x4 photo of her head.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Fleischgeruch » Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:51 pm

Yo mama so fat she breathes out less than she breathes in.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby USABxBOOYO » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:02 pm

Your mother is so fat that the recursive of the function of her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby gizmoe123 » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:05 pm

rensdragonlord wrote:
gizmoe123 wrote:All so before somebody deletes this (witch they will hopefully)

Yo Mama's like a Hockey player, only showers after three periods.

and i guess you didnt understand? haha

*Also, *Which, *She, *didn't, *I, *that?

Also, If you think that this thread is gay, Why did you even create this thread? Think before you do something.


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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby MynameisPWNED » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:25 pm

This guy in my class told me this one: Yo mama so fat that when she went to the gym she said wheres they others. Can some one explain this to me.
And this one:
When yo mama goes outside every body sreams go get the ice cream truck.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby USABxBOOYO » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:57 pm

Yo mama so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Where's my gumball?"
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Fleischgeruch » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:08 pm

Errr that would be more of a blond joke, Booyo.
Anyway, Yo mama so fat when they challenged her on a competition to lift a filled truck she just lifted herself and won.
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Leonzable » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:22 pm

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes more than 50 blocks to make a model of her
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Leonzable » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:24 pm

gizmoe123 wrote:The fact is that This topic is gay and in this society gay forum topics are frowned upon so if i want people to Post i have to make teh man'leh ones. If you get what i mean.

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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Paratrooper » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:48 am

Oh god. Just please let this thread die...
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby gizmoe123 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:53 am

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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby Putin » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:00 am

Yo Mama is so fat. She pulls trucks and is called Bob :D :D :D
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Re: Yo Mama Jokes

Postby KnightOfPC » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:00 am

Yo mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she's listening to 50 Cent.
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