A while ago, I went on a babel server and got stuck on a team filled with "noobs." (In your head, just replace "noob" with the rudest and most disrespectful word(s) you can think of.) I spent a ridiculously long time getting the intel, and I brought it literally about 5 steps away from our base until I died. It should have been an easy cap, but some "noob" took the intel and brought it the other way. We told him to turn around, but he said he didn't feel like. This "noob" went to the other team's spawn to killwhore, got killed, and gave them an easy cap. This happened again, except with another guy, but this time I managed to trap him in blocks until he killed himself with a grenade. The non-"noobs" on our team tried to votekick, but of obviously we needed a ridiculously high number of votes.
Naturally, I switched to the other team, ignored the objective, went on a 72 killstreak, and got all my former "noob" teammates to call me a hacker. THE END.
Wasn't that a beautiful story? What are some of your most satisfying moments while playing this game?