Choose Your Own Adventure [v.1]

[IrishElf]

Pull gun out, shoot the loons!

[HaloWarLord711]

do what i think would actually work,considering this is a wooded area,start running,place a good bit of distance between me and them and then turn out of there sight,and then crouch down and hide somewhere.
im hoping they will think i ran somewhere else,but if not draw a pistol and knife.

[Kanye]

Alright.
You turn and run!
You start running as fast as you can, deeper and deeper into the woods.
The men don't run after you though, instead they climb up into the trees, jumping from one to another with admirable flexibility. There's no way you can outrun them, they are men of the forest and this is their territory.

With a stroke of luck, you find a ditch about 20 feet in front of you. Probably used for drainage, since one end houses the entrance to a system of drainage pipes, big enough to crawl through.
You make a mad dash for the ditch and topple in head first.
The men stop at the top of the ditch, and stare at you.

You can either make a last stand or try to escape through the pipe.

[Remember, you still have a pistol with 10x ammo, and a knife.]

[Nanners]

Pull out the pistol and shoot them killing them all one by one

[Stiivais]

offtopic:
kanye, y u no make this into a real game yet?
http://gimcrackd.com/etc/src/

[HaloWarLord711]

pull out the pistol wave it around threateningly(try to scare them off),if that doesnt work,shoot 2 rounds towards them

[neblaz]

Pulls out the gun breath slowly and try to steadily aim for the head to kill them one by one

[IrishElf]

Shoot self in foot.

[Stiivais]

Shoot self in foot.

Unsure of what caused this wild idea to appear inside of your head, you point the barrel of the pistol against your foot and pull the trigger. There is a sudden flash, the bullet casing ejects from the side of the pistol, and a bullet penetrates your foot. You grin upon hearing the sound of bullet penetrating your skin, hitting your bone and shattering it in the process.
Blood starts pumping out of the wound, making you feel a strong sense of disgust.
Your hands start shaking and you drop the pistol out of your hands, collapsing on the ground, weeping in pain.
The weird men are currently LMAOing and you are losing blood quickly. Unable to walk or even stand up you lie on the ground, crying. There is dirt, currently getting inside the wound. Even if the men have lost their wish to kill you, then the bleeding or infection most certainly will.

But while crying in agony you spot a arrow and a bow on the ground.
What do you do? :3

[IrishElf]

Stab self in other foot.

[Freedom]

After stabbing yourself in both feet, a magical pony comes along and kills the weird men using rainbow farts, cleans the wound and heals it.
You are now flying on a magical pony! It got too magical... you fall down in amazement as a monkey reaches out a hand to grab you. Your in a forest now! What do you do next :3

[Kanye]

(Stiivais, thanks for that link! I've never heard of Twine before; it looks totally awesome!)

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[The majority of people have said try to kill them, which is a fair choice.]

You pull out your gun at the last second, just before one of the men lunge at you with his spear.
You shoot one of the men in the face, it spits open above the eyes and blood bursts out from both sides, painting the grass with a demonic red coat.
The other men run off into the forest, howling like apes.
You're pissed the duck off though, so you shoot one of them in the leg with another shot.
He topples over in the grass and begins to drag himself after the other man, screaming in pain.
Satisfied, but exhausted, you rest for a minute in the ditch, contemplating what the hell is going on.

Continue through the forest? You might want to see if there's a tree to climb so you can get a better view of where you are.
And of course, the sewer pipe is another option >:)

[HaloWarLord711]

climb a tree,observe area,then look in the sewer pipe after grabbing a spear
and since thye have a fire,i have a torch :)

[TheSifodias]

Kill guard with knife, loot corpse.

He dropped a picture of his family, how could you be so cruel?

[Kanye]

He dropped a picture of his family, how could you be so cruel?

(I know right? The bastards!)

You climb a tall tree and observe your surrounding from the top.
The terrain is mostly flat, so you can see pretty far.
About 100 miles or so to the west is a mountain range that looks pretty foreboding.
Half way between you and the mountains is a small town. Whether it's safe there or not is unknown to you, but if this forest has anymore tree-men in it, it's probably not the best idea to walk there, since it will take you all night.

You walk back to the campsite and grab a torch.
While you're there, you grab a few cans of beans and some cloth you can use for bandaging.

Back at the sewer pipe, you bend down and stick the torch in.
It goes on for about 15 feet before slanting downwards.
Logical thinking leads you to believe that the sewers connect to the town.

Which way do you go?