Choose Your Own Adventure [v.1]

[IrishElf]

Quick! Masturbate!

[Kanye]

You begin to masturbate.(WHYDOYOUDOTHIS)
The other guard, hearing the noises from inside the crate, approaches it carefully, gun drawn.
He opens the lid quickly to see you masturbating(?!!?!?!?!?!) inside.
The man screams at the sight and drops the lid, falling to the ground.
He's out cold... for now.

Good job.

How do you proceed? It's probably best to get out of here.

[IrishElf]

Kill guard with knife, loot corpse.

[ChaosTLW]

What if the guard was homossexual? :U

[HaloWarLord711]

kill the guard,and loot him

[Kanye]

You step out of the crate and walk over to the unconscious guard.
You pull the hunting knife out of a pocket and slit his throat. He stays silent.

You loot his lifeless body, and you find:
1x Hunting Knife
1x 9mm pistol
10x 9mm ammo
Basic body armour.
1x Picture of wife and kids. In the picture they are smiling.

You look around.
To your right is the door the Russians came from.
Running along the side of the warehouse is a walkway. There are open windows above the walkway.
In the corner of the room, there is a hole in the ground covered by a metal plate.

[HaloWarLord711]

piss on the dead bodies,then go examine the metal plate

[Kanye]

You decide to relieve yourself on the dead bodies.

You walk over to the metal plate. It looks like any ordinary manhole cover.
Upon opening it, you see a ladder descending down into the depths, it smells disgusting.
It is too dark to see the bottom of the ladder.
You hear a giggle coming from the sewers below.
Two yellow eyes stare up at you from the bottom of the pit.
They stare at you for a few seconds before darting away.

[HaloWarLord711]

OH HELL NAW
no way im going down there,the guards had to enter from somewhere else
head for the other exit
AFTER replacing the manhole cover,and pushing a crate over it

[Kanye]

Good thinking.

You hurriedly push the manhole cover back into it's original position.
You push a crate over top of it, just in case. Whatever was down there, you do not want coming up.

You walk over to the main door, opening it slightly and peering outside.
Across a dirt road from you is another similar warehouse, you hear screams coming from inside.
The road in front of you stretches east and west.
To the west is what looks like a military encampment.
Nobody is in sight.
To the east is a bridge leading over a river into the woods.
Deep within the woods you see a faint light. A lantern maybe, or a fire pit.

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

To the Woods!
btw yellow eyes? i guess thats an cat. but nvm we dont wanna go to the camp. we would be dead.
"deep into the woods theres a faint light" might be guards patroling, but we can sneak through them, right?

[Kanye]

You begin to walk down the road towards the forest.
You walk over the bridge, careful to look out for traps.
As you enter the forest the smell of pork fills the air.
It seems to be coming from the light you noticed.

You walk closer to the light source, being careful to stay out of sight.
The light source was a fire! Over top of it is a gutted pig, roasting on a stake.
Around the fire are 3 scrawny men. They're dressed in rags and have paint under their eyes.
They're carrying spears.
Their eyes are black.

You accidentally step on a twig, and the men are alerted to your presence.
You don't know if they're friendly or not yet, but one wrong move could get you killed.

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

run away
or
say: I COME IN PEACE

[Kanye]

You step around the tree slowly, your arms raised.

You tell them you come in peace, but they don't seem to understand your language.
They walk towards you, snarling, withdrawing their weapons.
They don't look friendly.

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE