Let's Create A Supernatural Being!

[saxbassman]

So. Let's do this.
Everyone post ONE attribute of whatever we invent. Eg size, appearance, habits, prey, hunting methods, abilities, related trivia etc. All that good stuff. I'll start: it wears a top hat.

[EssigGurkenFred]

It has awesome SMG skills.

[saxbassman]

We're screwed already :P
It has rollerblade feet.

[EssigGurkenFred]

What do you mean if you say "we are screwed already"?
He is able to slip on his belly like a penguin.

[saxbassman]

If it has awesome SMG skills, it's going to kill us all.
It possesses people, drives them insane and makes them jump off cliffs, wearing penguin suits, proving that the penguin really is a flightless bird.

[Falcon]

It then proceeds to howl at the moon like a maniac

[saxbassman]

Riiight...
So, we have a few attributes, does anyone have anything on appearance?

[Found]

It's bright purple with black spots.

[Falcon]

It must be FABULOUS! Pink all over with pink eyes.. IT SHALL BE FABULOUS!

[saxbassman]

Oh wonderful. By the sounds of it, it's as brightly coloured as a disco.
Maybe it just wants a hug, and kills people when they don't hug it.

[ChaosTLW]

It likes cheese, and the only way to make it go away is to mail 50kg of any cheese not-smelly to my mailbox.

[saxbassman]

Seems legit :P

[ZaPhobos]

It also has an abnormal attraction to chocolate syrup.
Dump it outside your homes and have them not broken into.


Also he's furry, so it makes less sense that he slides on his belly, to confuse people.

[saxbassman]

Phobos, you make very little sense. However, in honor of your greatest mod...
It wields DAT AS-50.

[ZaPhobos]

Oh, just perfect.
It has an antimateriel rifle and it's a god with an SMG.

If it can proleethax0rs with an SMG, it can probably 360 no scope with a rifle.


It also utilizes rock hard throwing waffles as discs for shooting practice, so watch out if a waffle flies in the air!