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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby Pulchritude » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:02 pm

That's extremely depressing, Talent-
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby DrSandwich » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:06 am

I'll tell you gais what I would do, I would Read the freaking manual.
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby tunaspirit » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:34 am

go in a cryogenic sleep for 1000 years
join the mojave express
deliver a important package elsewhere
get shot in the head
get repaired
be able to learn new dangerous abilities with the day
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby Derpylicious » Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:49 pm

Easy Peezy step by step Guide on how to Survive ANY apocalypse... In the UK

1. Steal a few Horses, Fuel will be limited in a new world and horses although fragile have plentiful supplies of fuel
2. Gird thyself manfully in arms and armour; Kitchen Knife spears, Hammers etc, maybe an airifle for rabbit/squirrel shooting, Real guns, swords and bows if you know, and have practised the use of them.
3. Move to Wales; Nobody is really going to Nuke Wales, there no real point in it. also the mountain ranges that have guarded the borders for so many centuries might well provide some cover against either chemical or radiological fallout.
4. Reaving; look out for your own, and by that steal as many sheep, cows, and horses as you can and "tax" any traveller that comes into your valley.
5. Yield to any Orginised armed force, they might not be the nicest bunch of guys on the planet but as the saying goes "if you cant beat them, join them"
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby Eden » Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:06 pm

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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby Yakkers » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:09 pm

I've been saving bottle caps for years.
I'm set.
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby IrishElf » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:30 am

Derpylicious wrote:Easy Peezy step by step Guide on how to Survive ANY apocalypse... In the UK

1. Steal a few Horses, Fuel will be limited in a new world and horses although fragile have plentiful supplies of fuel
2. Gird thyself manfully in arms and armour; Kitchen Knife spears, Hammers etc, maybe an airifle for rabbit/squirrel shooting, Real guns, swords and bows if you know, and have practised the use of them.
3. Move to Wales; Nobody is really going to Nuke Wales, there no real point in it. also the mountain ranges that have guarded the borders for so many centuries might well provide some cover against either chemical or radiological fallout.
4. Reaving; look out for your own, and by that steal as many sheep, cows, and horses as you can and "tax" any traveller that comes into your valley.
5. Yield to any Orginised armed force, they might not be the nicest bunch of guys on the planet but as the saying goes "if you cant beat them, join them"


Wasn't there an old English law that required all males be trained in the use of the longbow and pike? Sure would be useful in an apocalyptic scenario.
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby Tigershield » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:46 am

I will go to vault 101 and blast it open whit the nuke in megaton and kill the fricking father of the vault dweller. He left his son.

After blowing up Vault 101 I take a Nuka break
And watch a episode of the ''Rise of Hiller''.


The rise of a Lone wanderer.

Facinated by the episode !, He forged a plan.

The Lone Wanderer made contact whit some fellow believers,Who had the same vision.

Trying to make an Alliance whit the Super Mutants and visit those techno freaks of a Brotherhood, and give them a uiltimatum( help or die) I know they wont help. So I executed most of faction members. And use there tecnologies and bunker network to research a away so the Super Mutants can have intercourse and duplicate themself to a master race.(damn FEV) all for a greater race. It was easy to convince the mutties, cause they have no proper leaders.

After that I will go to all active radio stations (inlcuded,Galaxy News radio) And put in Fasist 30/40s propaganda. After i completed my propaganda mission i will rebuild the Pentagon, where the former BOS base was. And make it neoclassical. It will become my staging area for the great invasion of New Vegas. Then the bloody war breaks out between the NCR and my warmachine. I know that war was unavoidable. My only option to get my warmachine stronger was to stir up the relation whit Boomers and the NCR.So my faction can rise.

My plan was to contact the Boomers. And give them an offer. If they want to join my great plan to total control of the Wasteland. The Boomers will join my Alliance in the war late. cause they still believe they can be neutral. They are superior in artilery.But outnumbered by the NCR.

I knew that NCR would start a war Whit the Boomers, so the bloody NCR invasion for Boomer Hill starts. Cause the NCR is not happy whit the politics that the Boomers have whit the Fasist in this crisis. So NCR starts invading Boomer territory. but the NCR progress is stopped because there is a stalemate. In the same time period are my forces not making any progres until I I get the last remnants flushed out of the hidden BOS bunker in Nevada. The BOS in Nevada lost radio chatter whit the pentagon, When I took over the radio freqencies. They solid defenses but limited supply. So it's a waiting game.

My Propaganda crossed the wasteland like a plague. Whit allot of resistance builded, But whit allot of followers too. Most Wastelanders where happy that they could join a faction. Because they had work and shelter. Most Wastelanders wanted to join the BOS but they never had a chance.

Every new members to the fasist regime, needed to pass hard requirements and gets readucated at the faction facility's.

!! WILL BE CONTINUED !!




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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby Kanye » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:23 am

Move into a nice house on Tranquility Lane.
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby Beret » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:36 am

Always gotta have mutants, don't we.

I'm so sick of post apocalyptic scenarios always, always having mutants. It's like medieval settings ALWAYS having magic. Did everyone learn nothing at all from Mad Max? You can have a compelling story with goals and threats in a wasteland with humans, without playing the same old 'oh by the way, all the insects are 200 times larger and people have massive radiation but somehow are more capable creatures now' crap. Just sucks the believability out of it on one fell swoop.
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby tunaspirit » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:38 am

Watching how England gets torn apart from inside because Kelly, there ain't no tea more.
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby Coma » Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:35 am

I help the deuce's take over the world.
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby HaloWarLord711 » Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:00 pm

eh id stockpile as many nuclear weapons that i could find put them in a big pile
sit on top of them and detonate them taking as many of the evils shits on this planet with me as i could.
because i freaking hate certain people
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby Whooves » Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:42 pm

Post-apocalypse?
I become Dark Schneider and therefore I am 20% cooler than radiation. I proceed to fly to heaven, and kick the archangels around for a week. I then dropkick copies of Fallout towards any surviving people while laughing.
Hellooooooooooo.
I want to hug you already.
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Re: What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

Postby themightycomrade » Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:31 pm

Move to Australia, because everyone in there are hippies, which means that there will be no real danger in there other then kangaroos.
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