Kill the user above you

[EssigGurkenFred]

EssigGurkenFred kills Frito (Headshot) I ♥ SMG.

[ZaPhobos]

ZaPhobos kills EGF with my mediocre rifle skills. Fog-line headshots ftw, but I fail at anything closer.

[EssigGurkenFred]

EssigGurkenFred kills ZaPhobos (Headshot) I ♥ my SMG.

[ZaPhobos]

ZaPhobos slays EGF with his surgeon like SMG skillz.

I, too, ♥ SMG.

[EssigGurkenFred]

EssigGurkenFred kills ZaPhobos (Headshot) I ♥ my SMG.

[ZaPhobos]

ZaPhobos sends EGF into LIMBO

[EssigGurkenFred]

EssigGurkenFred kills ZaPhobos (Headshot) I ♥ my SMG.

[ZaPhobos]

ZaPhobos flips his table with rage thanks to EGF's constant posting about his SMG, and shoots him for making the thread almost die.

[Krooper]

Krooper blows his head off with a shotgun and then finishes his brain's existence by putting a grenade in his mouth, because he is done trying to finish this thread (and also because life is senseless and we all are just some freakish dog's dream).

[EssigGurkenFred]

EssigGurkenFred kills Krooper (Headshot) because I was playing AoS.

[Mammoth]

[SPQR]Mammoth Kills EssigGurkenFred (headshot)
Reason: Because I got high

[IronShotGun]

<BAS>Iron kills [SPQR]Mammoth (Block)
Reason: Because I want to.

[ZaPhobos]

[DELTA]ZaPhobos killed <BAS>Iron (Looted organs with a pickaxe)

Because being sadistic... Just... Feels.. Soo... Good...

[SRL]

{AGAN}srl{CAMB killed [DELTA]ZaPhobos (Spade)

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Because spade kills are always hilarious.

[EssigGurkenFred]

EssigGurkenFred killed SRL (Shottie) because I was on my noob jaunt.