King of the Hill

[IronShotGun]

*Rolls up the hill, cutting the rope on a rock and griefs the bottom of the hill, then makes a new hill*

My hill.

[ZaPhobos]

ZaPhobs is not amused at his falling to his demise.

I tunnel my way up, and snap your neck at the base of the skull.

[IronShotGun]

I respawn behind you with blocks, block you in and make you watch me as I rule the hill.
My hill.

[ZaPhobos]

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I call in multiple air strikes with my 20+ kills, I die, but respawn on the hill.

Mine.

[IronShotGun]

From the air strike, it leaves the hill at ground level, while you try to climb out from the holes, I build a better hill.
My hill.

[ZaPhobos]

A familiar sound rings in the air.

Your skull is peirced by the high-caliber bullet of a rifle.

I climb to the top. My hill.

[IronShotGun]

You had 100,000,000ms lag, I moved 100 blocks during that time and spaded you.

Mine.

[ZaPhobos]

I put plastic funsplosives at the base of the hill. They explode, and I destroy the weak supports at the base of the hill.


I build a new one with the grownads script.


My hill.

[IronShotGun]

I steal your grownades spam them everywhere making everything even, then place one block.
My hill?

[ZaPhobos]

I destroy the one block, then destroy a bunch of other blocks, resulting in a chiseled out hill. When I'm done and you are about to congratulate me with a handshake, I hit you with my spade.

My hill.

[IronShotGun]

You forced me.. I build god blocks around you and bellow you after you used all you nades.
My hill.

[ZaPhobos]

I overload your PC with random crap and it enters the blue screen of death, I disconnect and come back on after whitelisting the server with my console powers.


My hill.

[IronShotGun]

I borrow my friend's computer and do exactly this "<EstonianSniper> Until i spoof youre IP. And, Aqcuire youre password." hack the console, set my self to channel master, and ban you.

Mine.

[ZaPhobos]

I flip my table and go outside. I see a hill and place a flag on it.

My hill.

[IronShotGun]

I order Ex-Spec ops to assassinate you and take down your hill, I go to the moon, find a small hill, and make camp there.
My hill.