by themightycomrade » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:23 pm
Ah you kinda messed it up.
I'm the flamer dude who fed the troll (I think), and MostWanted is the other dudeguy.
Still think it's a bit overly stupefied what he said there (in the first place, the other comment is nice indeed).
Oh the game needs flamethrower, and overheat, and bladder level, and you need to use deodorant each 50 blocks, and have melancholia after you kill 5 people, and have a secret love to salty cucumbers, and choose which work you had before the big war between the two races began (if you'r a psychologist then you could cure melancholia, if carpenter then you could make beds for the soldiers and so on), you could choose a religion (Jews cannot fight on Saturdays, if your an Islamic female you will be seen only by your husband...), you can use a GPS application on your smartphone, if you use your phone to much you will have cancer, you need to use hand cream because your hands skin will get dry after a long battle, you will grow a beard and a mustache, every year one soldier will get the Nobel prize for badassness, you can cyber with 26 year old Korean people and tell them that you will lick their nipples, and last but not least if your in komrades server, at the end of the match all of the teams will win as required in each communist society.
By the way, penis bunkers is a great way for a building a defensive structure which bumps up the soldiers moral, so I guess even the real world could learn some things from this game.
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