What would you do in the event of nuclear war/apocalypse

[Kodiak]

I play way too much Fallout.

Nevertheless I'm interested.

Assume their is little to no remnant of government, no order, no law, the world's been plunged into chaos. Neighbor kills neighbor just to survive. Mutantism is rampant. Every day activity becomes a struggle. What's your life plan?

Do you attempt to rebuild the world in the image of the old? Do you want for a "better" world than the one we had before-hand?

..Or do you take everything you can get your hands on and become a powerful figure in the post-apocalyptic world?

Do you take the commerce path and set up trading companies, caravans and the like?

So many paths I havn't mentioned here, share what you'd do.

Lengthy replies are definitely welcome :)

[ChaosTLW]

I dont need to do anything,because,hey,I'm the world now.

(Proof here:

the world's been plunged into chaos.

)

[Priok]

I would build a rocket to the moon

[Fluttershy]

sit in my basement thats stocked full of food and water and stay in my couch cushion fort untill i need to venture out in the wilderness (5 feet) for food or water.

[PapaKhan]

I'd survive a bullet to the head from a casino owner, meet a robotic dog and a drunk Texan chick, and have Yes Man help me take over Nevada.

[Spengbab]

SKIP EVERYTHING

RUN ACROSS THE CONTINENT

ACQUIRE BOZAR

RIFFELS BURS

[IrishElf]

I'd create a new religion centered around the worship of candlejack.

[Pulchritude]

Since this is obviously a Fallout reference, I would join the Brotherhood of Steel.

[Kodiak]

Silly Pulchritude. Cats can't gun.

[Bazatage]

I would populate a huge military ship and collect a lot of bottle caps

[McSplat]

Hmmm.
I guess I would run outside, steal a lexus, get frustrated over the fact that it's been chop-shopped, kick someone off their scooter (The ones you stand on) and ride it all the way to the nearest pot dispensary.

The workers there and anywhere relevant will have hidden a SURPLUS of food, of undeground shelters, of drinks, and Bob Marley. Going into the employees lounge there, there will be a Fire Alarm to pull. I pull it, and the secret entrance will open behind me, I would imagine.

Before going further, I would stock up on multivitamins in a hospital or a rite-aids, then get curious enough to see if 12 dozen helium balloons are enough to get me to visit Neil Armstrongs' house on the dark side of the moon, only to have that ceiling fan swing me around like a guy actually standing on (Not back or belly-wise) the padded wall of the gravitron while it is in motion.

Oh, and I will keep up with hygiene, I guess.

I will also save as many people as I can, since they will provide infinite cash and caviar steak dinners.

Then, as soon as reports of the elderly people having regenerated their skeletal system and get around to hating young people more due to mutation, I will gather as many boomboxes as I can and place them all over town like landmines. Stepping on one will cause one out of many Skrillex's dubstep tracks to be played, causing the elderly to respawn back at their homes.

When the final boss appears from the sky, An orange jello expirement that looks like something from the blob, i'll just mash all the buttons and hope for the best.

Suddenly, WORLD PEACE/APOCOLYPSE END.
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST.

[Kodiak]

HAHAHA WAT

[Mehrunes]

Uhm, can I die in a nuclear explosion because I'm lazy to write...?

[SueSakamoto]

I will ride silly rockets to the Far Beyond.

[Talent]

I'd give in. The world is terrible enough right now that I can't even image the chaos that would follow a nuclear disaster - I would rather seek out death than be a part of those horrors.



.. aw I just read all the answers and I'm the only one who posted something serious :[