King of the Hill

[MrMeow]

Just then ZaPhobos feels a sharp shooting pain in their back, They look down and see a bullet wound. I walk over "It's very ironic us being in this scenario, I'll make it quick.". I then shoot ZaPhobos in the head. I sit on the top of the hill until dawn. The last noise made is the sound of a bullet and this playing...

[ZaPhobos]

Suddenly, a mood shift...

The soft melody turns to this


Suddenly I am resurrected.
I pull out a minigun, laughing maniacally to myself as all is destroyed.

I then pull MrMeow's head and put it in my lap as I sit down, and eat it.

[MrMeow]

Suddenly, a mood shift...

The soft melody turns to this


Suddenly I am resurrected.
I pull out a minigun, laughing maniacally to myself as all is destroyed.

I then pull MrMeow's head and put it in my lap as I sit down, and eat it.

But you then explode because you tried to kill someone who is already dead and laced with explosives!

[ZaPhobos]

Music plays...

And other peoples heads explode due to the sadness.

[MrMeow]

"I can't do anything because I'm dead! Don't worry, In 20 or so years you'll get yours!"

[ZaPhobos]

I sit down and eat a bagel.

[ThisFrickinSite]

i brutaly slice your bagel in half as you take your first bite. you cry as you see the cream cheese splatter all over the ground.

[dslbis]

Stab you both with a pencil...

My hill.

[ZaPhobos]

I do the time warp, giving me my bagel, all are astounded, and promptly die on sight.

My hill.

[Venator]

I warp back in time before u have your bagel and eat it before u can.
you kill yourself cuz of depression
my hill

[dslbis]

Stabs you with a pencil
My hill.

[Venator]

sharpens your pencil till it is gone
suffocates you with the leftovers from the sharpening

[dslbis]

Stabs you with a pen
My hill.

[LJ123211]

Shoots both of you feet, tears off your arms, backhands you a few times, then pushes you off the hill.
My hill.

[ThisFrickinSite]

i eat your babies because you did not kill your prey before eating it.