King of the Hill

[MrMeow]

I'm inside of a house, And the Snoopers are shotting you.

- The residents get ready to move on -

[Tin]

i use pinus, hill is mine

[MrMeow]

And so the residents of Happy hill are forced to move on they go to another hill in [ UNDISCLOSED ] to live out the rest of their lives.

[ZaPhobos]

GOOD LUCK, IT'S BEHIND 7 PROXIES.

[ThisFrickinSite]

Our hill is behind 7 proxies? so this has all jsut been a game? a pointless game? duck LIFE NOW ITS WORTHLESS.

[ZaPhobos]

You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.


Looks like he took the red pill to see the dark and horrific truth.

We still have a chance to choose what pill we want.

[DrSandwich]

Just as Dr Sandwich is about to take the red pill, a plague of malaria infested mosquitoes start approaching.
Dr Sandwich hands out EBC (Emergency Biological Containment) suit to all of the hill's citizens.

[Venator]

I make everyone a own hill and everyone is happy
END

[EssigGurkenFred]

I kill everybody you gave a Hill and own them.

MY HILL(S).

[ThisFrickinSite]

I make everyone a own hill and everyone is happy
END

one can not be happy in such solitude.

[ZaPhobos]

I take the blue pill.

I pass out with a full smile on my face, blissfully stuck in my own fantasy, just before a burning thermite reaction the size of Russia falls to our location, burning and killing anybody on the surface within... well the size of Russia.

Goodbye!

[Venator]

I make everyone a own hill and everyone is happy
END

one can not be happy in such solitude.

we can visit each other and we have or vasals on our hills

[ThisFrickinSite]

I never should have created the happy hill. Now the thread is dyeing and therefore the hill. I must undo my mistake. But how can i with so much confusion wraped around them now. are there really more hills? Are they behind proxies too? Who is on top of the original hill? I dont know, but i need to do this. I must. I see the main hill and i dive. I press The Button and let go. Let go of the wheel. Let go of life. And the bomb which is now falling from the plane twords what ever unfortunate soul lies on the hill. I see the light and feel the heat. I know it isnt wrong because what ever moments of happiness that i experienced before this moment that led to sutch an opposite fate, they dont matter any more and neither do the people who think this is all right. Of course this doesnt mean for sure that anything will change. But i dont care. At least its all over for me.

[EssigGurkenFred]

I got respawned, tamed pikachu and it kills you, then I am going to create a new hill.

MY HILL.

[ZaPhobos]

An army of random people people with horns on their heads appear and mutilate all in sight.

I then use a sword infused with cataclysmic power,destroying all hills in sight and any structures. The sword shatters upon contact with the ground and releases a light that reveals SCP-076-2 brandishing 2 swords from an alternate dimension.

He proceeds to kill all in sight until I lock him within SCP-076-1.

My hill.