King of the Hill

[ZaPhobos]

*Stares at MrMeow*

Medium or well-done?

[MrMeow]

I ignore ZaPhobos and start building an underground house.

[ZaPhobos]

Of well, medium it is. *cooks the ham*

[MrMeow]

ZaPhobos only being a level 3 in cooking burns the ham...
I look at him with anger in my eyes.

[ZaPhobos]

Don't worry, I have level 73 archery.

*shoots a pig and tries again to level up and make good food*

[MrMeow]

I stick the ham bone into the ground, Out comes a ham tree!

I sit down with the others for tea. " You do realize this won't last long right? "

[ZaPhobos]

Shall we finish it before whatever is going to happen begins?

*I cook more ham, level up.*

[MrMeow]

The only way to end this senseless war is to grief the hill.

Get yer spades.

[ZaPhobos]

Good sir, this is the hill of happiness, we grill here and eat too many calories, which we run off later.

[DrSandwich]

Super Duper Intergalactic Space Laser has killed MrMeow
Griefing will not betolerated

[ZaPhobos]

*Gives DrSandwich a steak*

We wouldn't let the happiness hill be griefed, now would we?

[ThisFrickinSite]

I see that the hill is still happy :D id like to place an order for a medium well steak with honey mustard (i eat that on every meat).

this is the longest the hill has been peaceful, and we plan to keep it that way. Now lets do some fire works in celebration.

[ZaPhobos]

*sets off fireworks from a third world country*

Here's your steak!

[MrMeow]

I know something bad is going to happen soon...

- Starts growing ham trees -

[ThisFrickinSite]

those ham trees defy nature, you might want to cut them down to prevent jinxing our situation