The War Game!

[ZaPhobos]

I activate my street fighter powers and destroy every vehicle I come across.


I eventually stumble upon you and beat your engine out with a crowbar.



I hide on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNAAAA.

[aceospades]

Vinyl is tractor-beamed to safety in my Death Star.

Luke skywalker fulfills his destiny and blows the Hell out of the Death Star.

Impossible. He only blew up the first one.

[ZaPhobos]

You are hit upside the head with a crowbar.

FATALITY.

[aceospades]

How could you when I was inside it? Oh well. I respawn in the armory, grab my blaster, and shoot you up.

[ZaPhobos]

Activates admin powers and forces map change to the moon, everyone is awarded 1 NASA void suit and the respawn is on Mars.

ROUND 2 FIGHT!

HA!

You can't do that!

[razor10000]

Vinyl tries to find out what the Hell is happening.

[ZaPhobos]

Aceospades attack is invalid. I sneak behind you and...

There is one they fear... In their tounge, brovakihn! Bro fist born! WA-CHA-PA! *Epic music as you get a fatal headbutt*

[aceospades]

Prove that it's invalid.

[ZaPhobos]

As ninja said, the spawn is on Mars.

Your attack is invalid.
My hair is a bush that whacks you.

[DrSandwich]

Sandwich out of ducking nowhere, stab ZaPhobos to death and cloak

[ZaPhobos]

I stab him back just before he cloaks, and bleed out under a rock.

[DrSandwich]

Use medkit to stop bleeding, Truce ZaPhobos?

[ZaPhobos]

As on the OP no teams, sorry mate.

*Brutally hacks at the sandwich with an axe*

[TheSifodias]

I go Scout and no one can stab me. I get to maximum scattergun power. Now I'm running at the speed of light.

[ZaPhobos]

You run into a wall and go splat.

I prop myself against the wall and eat a sandwich.