GIVE MEH GIRL ADVICE!!!!!

[USABxBOOYO]

Unless you're the alpha male, my advice to you would be to go out on your own, that's how most people get started.

From there, you're going to have to find a suitable mate. You should try and find one that's big, although not too big. She should be smaller than you. Most people like the tail to be 2/3 the length of the body, but that's not always required. Look for a long, confident stride as well.

She'll want a good father, so try and make yourself look big and intimidating, but you need to be compassionate to her. Also, she likes it when you bring food. Stuff like squirrels, rabbits, deer, etc. Lastly, she'll want a good father, so make sure she feels like you're good at protecting things.

Next, you shouldn't expect any mating until early February. If you're lucky, she might want to try it twice just to make sure she's pregnant. Three times in a year is unheard of, though.

Hope this helped.

[wheelz]

Get her a cookie, bitches love cookies.

[Falcon]

^lol.

Truthfully, for me. I'm not even going to bother girls, when they get in your life they duck everything up. You grades, if you can play AoS regularly, which clan matches you can attend andvso on so forth. At least this is for me, I'll probably stay focused on my work and wait till like 10th grade to start getting serious. Even though girls are distracting (*cough* DD tight shirt girl *cough*) just don't bother. But that just like, my opinion man.

[wheelz]

Oh yeah, always, ALWAYS carry a condom or 2 with you. I cant stress this enough.

[ChaosTLW]

Be an engineer, get rich, buy all teh b3tchs.

Act like a jerk.
Girls LOVE Jerks, because by dating a jerk they think he's got a super high self esteem, that makes them look good as well.
Also, treat her like dirt. Studies show that girls who are treated like nothing will often get more attached to the abuser.
In front of her friends, make up some fake sexual story about the two of you and complain about her '' assets ''.
Another thing, often threaten that your gonna ditch her for someone else. See, if you've got the jerk thing done already, shes into you, but if you threaten to leave her, she'll get more attached too you in fear of losing you.
Hope these expert tips help. :)

Actually, when a girl is in her fertile period, they tend to consider jerks as people who would be better fathers. Outside of their fertile period, when they were shown pictures of random guys, they considered the jerks to be worse fathers, but when they were in their fertile period, then the jerks were considered the better fathers. I didn't understood why, but you can always search on google for the complete research.


Oh, and btw...

[Rainb0wPenguin]

What I do is take control of the lady and be dominant. Calling them names, annoying them, bugging them, maybe even a little swearing, and ka-bam. Slapping their ass and such works too. Harassment works every time.

I mean, how did you think I got Daniella, Dezz, Salina, Rainb0w, Viper, Kanye and Doc?

No.


And also,

[EldredChandler]

Also, she likes it when you bring food. Stuff like squirrels, rabbits, deer, etc.

Somehow, I didn't think Soap will have to bring her stuff like rabbits :<

[Rainb0wPenguin]

Also, she likes it when you bring food. Stuff like squirrels, rabbits, deer, etc.

Somehow, I didn't think Soap will have to bring her stuff like rabbits :<

I love rabbits. Especially dead ones.

Yum.

[HeyJD]

Everyone knows nice guys finish last.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfeys7Jfnx8

[SoapToDaChoppa]

Also, she likes it when you bring food. Stuff like squirrels, rabbits, deer, etc.

O________________________________________________________________O'

... Then again, there's hidden meaning to that.

GIGGITY. =w=

[SoapToDaChoppa]

Everyone knows nice guys finish last.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfeys7Jfnx8

LOL I LOVE THAT SONG DUDE!!! It cracks me up every time! XD

[EldredChandler]

I love rabbits. Especially dead ones.
Yum.

You're an interesting women my friend...quite interesting.

[Venator]

Theres a 7 step plan to get woman:
1.Get some chloroform and a tissue
2.stalk after her till shes alone somewhere remote
3.press the chloroform contaminated tissue against her nose
4.get her to some save place (your basement,an old house in the woods)
5.have fun
6.if she wakes up repeat step 3
7.if you have enough of her and want something new get a meatwolf and yeah u should know what to do
8.if you want another one now repeat steps 1-6

[Daniella]

What I do is take control of the lady and be dominant. Calling them names, annoying them, bugging them, maybe even a little swearing, and ka-bam. Slapping their ass and such works too. Harassment works every time.

I mean, how did you think I got Daniella, Dezz, Salina, Rainb0w, Viper, Kanye and Doc?

Excuse me?

[SoapToDaChoppa]

^LOL Zeke I think you're in trouble...