GIVE MEH GIRL ADVICE!!!!!

[SoapToDaChoppa]

Lol girls are tough guys... XD Just give me anything you've got to help me out!

(This is actually kinda something just for lulz, but if you actually have anything serious then I prolly will look at it. :) You know, because... well... I suck with girls. ;_____; )

[USABxBOOYO]

Nothing changes, does it, Soap? :P

[CraftDinur]

if you want to get girls like Dezz, grow a whole lot of hair and then pretend to be a wolf.

[Carnage]

Protip - Don't look into sexual activity at the very beginning.

[SoapToDaChoppa]

Nothing changes, does it, Soap? :P

It does not. Indeed it does not... XP #foreveralone

[Fett316]

The best advice is don't until you have your own place and a stable job.

Also, don't force anything. Let life progress and if somethin' happens, great! If not, great!

Been there, done that.

[Kodiak]

Rope and mouth gag.

[Conduit]

Act like a jerk.
Girls LOVE Jerks, because by dating a jerk they think he's got a super high self esteem, that makes them look good as well.
Also, treat her like dirt. Studies show that girls who are treated like nothing will often get more attached to the abuser.
In front of her friends, make up some fake sexual story about the two of you and complain about her '' assets ''.
Another thing, often threaten that your gonna ditch her for someone else. See, if you've got the jerk thing done already, shes into you, but if you threaten to leave her, she'll get more attached too you in fear of losing you.
Hope these expert tips help. :)

[TheGrandmaster]

Meanwhile I'd advise the opposite to this ^
Most of your post made me cringe.

[TheGeekZeke101]

What I do is take control of the lady and be dominant. Calling them names, annoying them, bugging them, maybe even a little swearing, and ka-bam. Slapping their ass and such works too. Harassment works every time.

I mean, how did you think I got Daniella, Dezz, Salina, Rainb0w, Viper, Kanye and Doc?

[ReubenMcHawk]

Meanwhile I'd advise the opposite to this ^
Most of your post made me cringe.

Quoting this for truth.

But yeah, the way I wind up with so many women is because I typically try starting a friendship with a woman, then letting it escalate from there. Don't believe any of that "friend zone" /r9k/ garbage, being friends with a woman is the quickest way to develop a more meaningful relationship.

On the other hand, you have to make sure they're not conniving shrews who will replace you in the blink of an eye as well. ;_;

[Kodiak]

Reuben is pimptastic.

[Fleischgeruch]

Just make them an offer they can't refuse...
If you catch my meaning.

[Kanye]

Don't date women. Be like me. Alone forever. Be an alcoholic. Move to Spain. Dance with the bulls. Ride with the wind. Be free.

[OreXinth]

dont post things here do something :D get of that chair