Ace of Spades kitchen time. (Post your cooking recipes!)

[HaloWarLord711]

Manwich

only real men can eat it

Ingredient :
2 slices of bread
knives
salt and pepper

step 1. put salt and pepper on the bread.
step 2. put knives between pieces of bread.
step 3. eat it you pussy

[Falcon]

In all seriousness,

1) Get a pot

2) Fill it with water

3) Put lid on

4) Wait for it to boil.

5) When boiling put noodles of choice, put lid on and cook for the time it says on the box (timer recommend)

6) About half way put a table spoon amount of salt.

7) When done put noodles into strainer until all the water is gone.

8) Add some oil, stir.

9) Serve and enjoy

(I recommend putting grated cheese :) )

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

In all seriousness,

1) Get a pot

2) Fill it with water

3) Put lid on

4) Wait for it to boil.

5) When boiling put noodles of choice, put lid on and cook for the time it says on the box (timer recommend)

6) About half way put a table spoon amount of salt.

7) When done put noodles into strainer until all the water is gone.

8) Add some oil, stir.

9) Serve and enjoy

(I recommend putting grated cheese :) )

That's one of the easiest recipes evar. I do that all the time :D

[ElFizbanio]

I have one
You need : 1 egg,Sugar,a cup.
Howto: break the egg and pour it to a cup then mix it with the sugar
FInale: Eat it you pussy
(I do like it)

[ChaosTLW]

Pé-de-moleque (Brazilian candy, translates as "Kid or Brat feet")
You will need: A kid, a saw.
Cut off the kid's feet.
Serve it.
???
PROFIT

[Varun]

I think the intent of this thread has wavered somewhat.

[USABxSLAYER]

THE INGREDIENTS

• ONE FULLY GROWN, SHEARED SHEEP
• SIXTEEN POUNDS OF BACON
• ONE HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY *** DUTY COOKING SPIT
• >30 INNOCENT BYSTANDERS
• ONE GUT OF STEEL
• ONE HUGE ****ING APPETITE
• ONE CAPS LOCK (ON AT ALL TIMES)

THE MOTHER ****ING PROCEDURE

• 1. FIND THAT ***** ON A FARM
• 2. STEAL IT
• 3. BRING IT TO A NON-DESCRIPT CAVE
• 4. DO SOME MOTHER ****ING CRACK
• 5. STRANGLE THE LITTLE **** WITH YOUR BARE HANDS (OR YOUR BARE ****ING CLAWS, YOU ****ING ANIMAL)
• 6. RIP THAT **** APART (READ THE ****ING STEP ABOVE, LAZY ***)
• 7. GET YOUR HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY *** COOKING SPIT
• 8. START ONE TALL *** FIRE (**** THE POLICE IF THEY TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN'T)
• 9. PUT THOSE HUNKS OF MEAT ON THAT SPIT. TEMPERATURE? HIGH
• 10. SKEWER IT UNTIL THE GROUND IS STAINED WITH BLOOD AND MEAT
• 11. GET YOUR BACON AND SLAP THAT **** ON (WHERE DO YOU GET THIS ****? USE YOUR ****ING IMAGINATION. **** BACON OUT OF YOUR *** FOR ALL I ****ING CARE)
• 12. GET THE BYSTANDERS
• 13. THROW THEM IN THE FIRE BECAUSE IT ISN'T BURNING HOT ENOUGH
• 14. M********E ON THEIR CORPSES (OR **** A ***** ON THEM. **** RESPECT FOR THE DEAD)
• 15. RIP THAT **** OFF THE SPIT WHEN IT'S ****ING DONE.
• 16. EAT THE WHOLE ****ING THING
• 17. DO SOME BENCH PRESSES
• 18. **** IT OUT AND EAT IT AGAIN

THE END RESULT (FOR THE PANSIES WHO ARE TOO ***** TO TRY THIS)



**** YEAH

Is that not the recipe for every trip we go on?

[ThisFrickinSite]

THE INGREDIENTS

• ONE FULLY GROWN, SHEARED SHEEP
• SIXTEEN POUNDS OF BACON
• ONE HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY *** DUTY COOKING SPIT
• >30 INNOCENT BYSTANDERS
• ONE GUT OF STEEL
• ONE HUGE ****ING APPETITE
• ONE CAPS LOCK (ON AT ALL TIMES)

THE MOTHER ****ING PROCEDURE

• 1. FIND THAT ***** ON A FARM
• 2. STEAL IT
• 3. BRING IT TO A NON-DESCRIPT CAVE
• 4. DO SOME MOTHER ****ING CRACK
• 5. STRANGLE THE LITTLE **** WITH YOUR BARE HANDS (OR YOUR BARE ****ING CLAWS, YOU ****ING ANIMAL)
• 6. RIP THAT **** APART (READ THE ****ING STEP ABOVE, LAZY ***)
• 7. GET YOUR HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY *** COOKING SPIT
• 8. START ONE TALL *** FIRE (**** THE POLICE IF THEY TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN'T)
• 9. PUT THOSE HUNKS OF MEAT ON THAT SPIT. TEMPERATURE? HIGH
• 10. SKEWER IT UNTIL THE GROUND IS STAINED WITH BLOOD AND MEAT
• 11. GET YOUR BACON AND SLAP THAT **** ON (WHERE DO YOU GET THIS ****? USE YOUR ****ING IMAGINATION. **** BACON OUT OF YOUR *** FOR ALL I ****ING CARE)
• 12. GET THE BYSTANDERS
• 13. THROW THEM IN THE FIRE BECAUSE IT ISN'T BURNING HOT ENOUGH
• 14. M********E ON THEIR CORPSES (OR **** A ***** ON THEM. **** RESPECT FOR THE DEAD)
• 15. RIP THAT **** OFF THE SPIT WHEN IT'S ****ING DONE.
• 16. EAT THE WHOLE ****ING THING
• 17. DO SOME BENCH PRESSES
• 18. **** IT OUT AND EAT IT AGAIN

THE END RESULT (FOR THE PANSIES WHO ARE TOO ***** TO TRY THIS)



**** YEAH

did you mean to say spit? or is it a censor?

[USABxBOOYO]

Do you not know what a cooking spit is?

[Fleischgeruch]

Do you not know what a cooking spit is?

It's when you throw up in a toilet because your cooking sucks.
Amirite?

[Falcon]

1) Get some bath salts

2) Eat a man's face off

OPTIONAL: Make everyone believe a zombie apocalyspe is coming.

[HaloWarLord711]

^^^ So much win.


this is a spit:

http://api.ning.com/files/QLZq4Yporeq-0 ... 1_5972.jpg

[Mkinger25]

now im hungry in the middle of the night.

[Enari]

http://i.imgur.com/9svzv.jpg

What you'll need

• noodles
• egg
• sweet chilli sauce
• a glass of milk

And if you can't figure out how to make this, then you deserve to starve :P

[Fleischgeruch]

http://i.imgur.com/9svzv.jpg

What you'll need

• noodles
• egg
• sweet chilli sauce
• a glass of milk

And if you can't figure out how to make this, then you deserve to starve :P

How can we get a laptop from those ingredients ^ ?