How to kill a mikuli.

[Kodiak]

If you've played this game for a while, especially on the Goon Haven servers, you'd have noticed the existence of mikuli's.

What's that you say? "Mikuli's" Kodiak? You're a dumb ass l0l. There's only one!1!1!1!"

Fear not children, for though you may be used to "<@mikuli>", mikuli's actually come in several colours and flavours.
Common mikuli's found in the wild are tGM, Hompy, Tank, Zeke, Paratrooper, a whole host of people with the Komrade, [LDR] or [USAB] prefix, and many others that shall rename nameless.

A particulary dangerous species of mikuli is the <@> mikuli, recognisable by the <@> before their IGN.

""Kodiak, what the f*** are you smoking and what the f*** is a mikuli"

A mikuli is a savage, bloodthirsty beast found on the Ace of Spades battlefield. Though on the face of it they seem like friendly, fun-loving individual they truly want nothing more than to POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS (or head).
So how does the everyday ho-hum individual beat such a smart, cunning and agile individual?
CONSTANT VIGILANCE.
You need fear no more, because I'll tell you how to beat these sons of guns at their own game.

Mikuli's are very proficient at what they do, but they do have a weak point, and that is REPETITION.
Often a mikuli will use the same few tactics to satisfy his thirst for a filled up killfeed and a 50.0 ratio, and this can be exploited.

One such tactic is what I like to call "Wall-popping", where the mikuli in question will pop only for a moment, line up your head, take a shot, and drop you like Skrillex drops the bass. Mikuli's are able to do this because of supreme reflexes and a likely cocaine addiction.

The best way to counter "Wall-popping" is to line yourself up in a place where you are very nearly invisible to the mikuli. A good way to do this is to get a very small gap between blocks at a diagonal angle where your line of sight is tiny, but so that the mikuli is in range. While he is busy kicking ass and taking names, line your sight up where he is popping up. As soon as you think he'll pop up, take the shot. A "red-dot" sight such as http://aos.minit.nu/mods/Enaris%20sight/semi.png may be of assistance.
Be careful young ones, for mikuli's are often highly sensitive to being shot at and will turn on you as soon as they know you're there.
MAKE YOUR SHOTS COUNT.


Another common tactic of the mikuli is a variation on "wall popping", where the mikuli will still pop up but be moving left to right while doing so. He'll usually be doing this behind a small to medium sized two block high wall, or a gap in a three block high wall. To counter this trickery and black magic, line yourself up hidden as before, but line up your red dot on where he is going, not where he is coming from. This will make the mikuli scared and confused and perhaps make them spam bullets in your direction, so once again, MAKE YOUR SHOTS COUNT.

This handy-dandy guide may be updated in the future.

NOW GET OUT THERE AND GIVE 'EM HELL, MAGGOTS.

[Varun]

LOL. I'm assuming this works, or will work till wild mikuli's find it and decide to change their tactics. I've never actually played an Operator. I'll bear this in mind if I ever do.

[demo123]

Dude there is a realy easy way.

Just shoot him in the head and he will drop dead.

[Varun]

^Words from a master there. I think we just found the world champion. Totally MLG pro.

[demo123]

^Words from a master there. I think we just found the world champion. Totally MLG pro.

Nice sarcasm there.

You just need to find a nice cozzy campin spot and shoot him in the head and he will drop dead.

[Varun]

I didn't think it showed ;p. On topic, lesser players aren't usually dumb enough to fall for a single camp spot more than a few times. And mikuli, is........ not lesser, so to speak, and as Kodiak said, he has "Supreme Reflexes and possibly a cocaine addiction" so I would bet that if you and him emerged at the same time, he would "POP A CAP IN YOU ASS" before you did.

[demo123]

I didn't think it showed ;p. On topic, lesser players aren't usually dumb enough to fall for a single camp spot more than a few times. And mikuli, is........ not lesser, so to speak, and as Kodiak said, he has "Supreme Reflexes and possibly a cocaine addiction" so I would bet that if you and him emerged at the same time, he would "POP A CAP IN YOU ASS" before you did.

Well if you are a shoot n run type of a player than i think that his reflexes wont be a problem for ya. Or you can shoot n dig(you shoot and dig underground if you can). Well it is posible to catch him while he is not focusing on the area where you are. In that case he is easy to kill(well he will be easy to kill if you have a steady arm and a nice acuracy.). You cant dodge bullets in this game as far as i know so his reflexes can only come to use if you miss and he sees the tracer. Then you are screwd.

[HaloWarLord711]

^Words from a master there. I think we just found the world champion. Totally MLG pro.

Nice sarcasm there.

You just need to find a nice cozzy campin spot and shoot him in the head and he will drop dead.

FALSE
as soon as You think you have a camping spot,
and you think you are secure, mikuli will teleport somewhere out of your vision and headshot you.
the only way to survive a mikuli is to run like hell and hope he can't smell your fear.

[demo123]

^Words from a master there. I think we just found the world champion. Totally MLG pro.

Nice sarcasm there.

You just need to find a nice cozzy campin spot and shoot him in the head and he will drop dead.

FALSE
as soon as You think you have a camping spot,
and you think you are secure, mikuli will teleport somewhere out of your vision and headshot you.
the only way to survive a mikuli is to run like hell and hope he can't smell your fear.

If he can teleport then he is a hacker. Since he is a hacker then global ban him and you will get rid of him.
This is a game which means you cant smell someones elses fear. Well it all depends on the camping spot. Where you placed it? On what height it is? Is it nicely camoflaged? When you find a few suitable campin spots then start killing the hell out of him. If you miss, run. If you kill him, run. There is an answer for how to kill Mikuli. He isnt an AoS god, demon or something like that. He is an normal player made of blocks. He just has decent skills and reflexes. Nothing special. Alot of you guys think that he is something special(well he is an admin). Because of that way of looking at him and thinking that he is invincible makes get killed by him. With positive thinking i beat guys like Taigar and Tiki(both of em are pro)

[HaloWarLord711]

FALSE
as soon as You think you have a camping spot,
and you think you are secure, mikuli will teleport somewhere out of your vision and headshot you.
the only way to survive a mikuli is to run like hell and hope he can't smell your fear.

If he can teleport then he is a hacker. Since he is a hacker then global ban him and you will get rid of him.
This is a game which means you cant smell someones elses fear. Well it all depends on the camping spot. Where you placed it? On what height it is? Is it nicely camoflaged? When you find a few suitable campin spots then start killing the hell out of him. If you miss, run. If you kill him, run. There is an answer for how to kill Mikuli. He isnt an AoS god, demon or something like that. He is an normal player made of blocks.

well, someone is grumpy today

[demo123]

Damnit why did you write that before i edited my post.

Im not grumpy at all.

Im just saying that you guys think of Mikuli as someone undefeatble. That way of thinking gets you killed by him multiple of times. Think positively and you will kill him. Well atleast that is how i defeated guys like Taigar and Tiki(they are pro).

[Seabert]

Very enjoyable read, made me laugh a few times.

[ChopChopThePanda]

how to kill him?
easiest way?



use hax. huehuehuehue

[mikuli]

Damnit why did you write that before i edited my post.

Im not grumpy at all.

Im just saying that you guys think of Mikuli as someone undefeatble. That way of thinking gets you killed by him multiple of times. Think positively and you will kill him. Well atleast that is how i defeated guys like Taigar and Tiki(they are pro).

Lighten up a bit, they're not being serious. Tiki and I are pretty much on the same level, with him being a tad better than me. IIRC our 1v1 ended up with 45-50 to tiki.

@Kodiak: Thanks. This made my day.

[demo123]

Damnit why did you write that before i edited my post.

Im not grumpy at all.

Im just saying that you guys think of Mikuli as someone undefeatble. That way of thinking gets you killed by him multiple of times. Think positively and you will kill him. Well atleast that is how i defeated guys like Taigar and Tiki(they are pro).

Lighten up a bit, they're not being serious. Tiki and I are pretty much on the same level, with him being a tad better than me. IIRC our 1v1 ended up with 45-50 to tiki.

@Kodiak: Thanks. This made my day.

Are you telling me to lighten up a bit or are you telling them. Because i am already lighten up and im telling them to lighten up and think positively. So Tiki is better than you. Wow i didnt know that. No wonder that the racks up kills so fast.