Note: This forum is merely an archive. It is no longer possible to register or post. - StackOverflow
New Ace of Spades Forums: http://buildandshoot.com/

MAX PAYNE JOKES

Off-topic stuff!
Forum rules
Post a reply

MAX PAYNE JOKES

Postby DrunkenChild » Mon May 14, 2012 6:07 pm

If Max Payne ate spaghetti with out a fork he would be bad stain.

your turn.
Image
want to see a magic trick click the pic

http://ace-spades.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6420&p=179752&hilit=drunk#p179752

There is only 5 in a six pack
I'm not fat, it's just a beer belly
User avatar
DrunkenChild
Member
 
Posts: 304
Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:35 am
Location: In your bushes watching you
Top

Re: MAX PAYNE JOKES

Postby lehma18 » Mon May 14, 2012 6:11 pm

Max Payne 3.
'Nuff said.
"Killing is just one of those things that gets easier the more you do it"- Solid Snake
"I did what i was told to do, the best i could." - Simo Häyhä, legendary finnish sniper.
User avatar
lehma18
Member
 
Posts: 307
Joined: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:44 pm
Location: Finland
Top

Re: MAX PAYNE JOKES

Postby DrunkenChild » Mon May 14, 2012 6:16 pm

lehma18 wrote:Max Payne 3.
'Nuff said.

not cool

If max payne was mother nature he would be bad rain.

if max payne was depressed he would be having a bad day (or sad day)
Image
want to see a magic trick click the pic

http://ace-spades.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6420&p=179752&hilit=drunk#p179752

There is only 5 in a six pack
I'm not fat, it's just a beer belly
User avatar
DrunkenChild
Member
 
Posts: 304
Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:35 am
Location: In your bushes watching you
Top

Re: MAX PAYNE JOKES

Postby Fett316 » Mon May 14, 2012 10:37 pm

If Max Payne saw that you made this thread, his expression would be one of disdain.
http://www.maverickmods.zxq.net/

I will NOT join your clan!!

Member Since: June 8, 2011
User avatar
Fett316
Member
 
Posts: 476
Joined: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:56 pm
Location: West Texas
Top

Re: MAX PAYNE JOKES

Postby DrunkenChild » Mon May 14, 2012 10:45 pm

Fett316 wrote:If Max Payne saw that you made this thread, his expression would be one of disdain.

If Max Payne fell over and hit his back he would have back pain.
If Max Payne was in a video game that was really popular and people made jokes about his name he would have lots of fame.
Image
want to see a magic trick click the pic

http://ace-spades.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6420&p=179752&hilit=drunk#p179752

There is only 5 in a six pack
I'm not fat, it's just a beer belly
User avatar
DrunkenChild
Member
 
Posts: 304
Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:35 am
Location: In your bushes watching you
Top

Re: MAX PAYNE JOKES

Postby wheelz » Tue May 15, 2012 12:12 am

Max payne is a terrible name.
wheelz
Member
 
Posts: 501
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:19 pm
Top

Re: MAX PAYNE JOKES

Postby DrunkenChild » Tue May 15, 2012 12:50 am

wheelz wrote:Max payne is a terrible name.

Why are you hating. If max payne was a vampire he would be a blood drain.
Image
want to see a magic trick click the pic

http://ace-spades.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=6420&p=179752&hilit=drunk#p179752

There is only 5 in a six pack
I'm not fat, it's just a beer belly
User avatar
DrunkenChild
Member
 
Posts: 304
Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:35 am
Location: In your bushes watching you
Top

Re: MAX PAYNE JOKES

Postby USABxGUNSLINGER » Tue May 15, 2012 5:54 am

If I knew who Max Payne was, I'd make a joke about him here
Image
User avatar
USABxGUNSLINGER
[USAB] Member
 
Posts: 478
Joined: Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:00 pm
Location: 'Murika
Top

Re: MAX PAYNE JOKES

Postby MrHaaaaaaxFF » Tue May 15, 2012 6:04 am

Pain to the MAX!
Image
Here's a touchin' story for ya: Once upon a time, you died and i live forever happily ever after. The end. Now go to hell.
User avatar
MrHaaaaaaxFF
[FF] Leader
 
Posts: 2055
Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:28 am
Location: Tellin' a touchin' story, description, AoS forums. Also, Vietnam.
Top
Post a reply

Return to The Lounge



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests