Destroy the objective!

[Falcon]

Since I noticed a lack of interactive games I decided to start one.

-----------Destroy the objective!----------

But before we start, some rules.
-An example attack. I shoot the wall with a R.P.G I would respond with the damage. For example 600 damage done! and I would subtract the damage done from the HP.
-There shall be no I destroy the wall instanly hurr or I throw chuck norris at and it's gone. Posts like this shall be ignored
- You may choose to defend the the wall and attack the attackers
- Try to not be derp and post stupid stuff
- That's pretty much it, so without further ado. Let us begin!

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Objective: Giant Wall
HP: 999,852,500
Buffs: -1,500 damage
Curses:
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Attackers: Kmaj, Fett316,ugotpiez
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Defenders: IrishElf, MrMeow

[ugotpiez]

I cast Ultima on Giant Wall.
Dealt 8000 damage.

Objective: Giant Wall
HP: 999,992,000
Buffs: None
Curses: None

[Falcon]

I cast Ultima on Giant Wall.
Dealt 8000 damage.

Objective: Giant Wall
HP: 999,991,100
Buffs: None
Curses: None

Em actually, you would say the attack and I decided wha the danage would be.. So 8000 damage!

[ugotpiez]

Oh. :P Sorry, I guess I didn't read carefully enough.

Edit : Sorry, typo, it's 999,992,000 HP. :P

[Falcon]

It's ok, anyone else want to try?

[XxsnipahxX]

I use my SPADE OF EXCALIBUR
damage: 9,900
buff: +1,000= 10,000 damage, (from my nades)
effects: cannot be used again after 2 days
wall has 999,982,000 hp

[ZaPhobos]

I summon the power of my random comic characters, attacking the wall with superhuman abilities.

[ugotpiez]

[Falcon]

I use my SPADE OF EXCALIBUR
damage: 9,900
buff: +1,000= 10,000 damage, (from my nades)
effects: cannot be used again after 2 days
wall has 999,982,000 hp

Ignored, re-read posts above or the rules

[Falcon]

I summon the power of my random comic characters, attacking the wall with superhuman abilities.

12,000 damage! Burn effect. Takes 1,000 damage for each move

[ugotpiez]

I draw Graffiti on the wall.

[IrishElf]

I grief the wall with my spade and draw penises on it.

[ZaPhobos]

12,000 damage! Burn effect. Takes 1,000 damage for each move

Sweet. I currently did MAX DAMAGE.
Since I'm on an iPad I can't draw anything soo...
I summon Fate's edge! Slashing the wall, a wild ability appears! Fate's edge has summoned the cataclysm ability!
(Giant rock sword pops out of the ground from a fissure, causing tectonic shifts, thus causing an earthquake.). The earthquake raises a volcano, which erupts over the wall and... Well my writing ability gets lazy here and nothing else really happens. BUT THEN! The death star shoots its uber laser onto the wall!

[IrishElf]

I tunnel up to the top of the wall and start chucking grenades at the attackers.

[MrMeow]

I place a ladder on the wall and climb it, avoiding the need to destroy it.
I then poor hot oil on all of the attackers for assaulting the wall.