Disrupt A Wish!! :O

[Venator]

Granted,but everytime you eat a bit of that stuff your dick gets shorter by 1cm

I wish kaymak would be outlawed

[Eagle7]

Granted,but now all kaymak is eaten by Moghard.

I wish my previous wish, but none can get cancer.

[Venator]

Granted,but you get strukc by lighting and die 2 seconds after your wish

I wish MLP would only be watched by little kids

[Eagle7]

granted, but you watch it too.

I wish my previous wish, but nothing bad can happen, no one gets cancer, I don't get hurt, and Vinyl Scratch doesn't unfriend me.

[CobaltCloud]

Granted, its opposite day so you DO get cancer.
>:D

[Cloudnine01]

I wish i was immortal

[Venator]

Granted,but it only lasts 3 seconds

[ZaPhobos]

Granted.

I wish for flying bratwurst.

[Venator]

(duck i forget to amke a wish all the time)
Granted,i cant disrupt a wish about bratwurst as a german :D

I wish spaghetti would grow on trees

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but all the people who worship spaghetti get to it first.

I wish for flying... SWEET DUMPLINGS!

[Venator]

Granted,but their all dipped in liquid shit

I wish people would stop think bavaria=germany

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but they can't help it, the food is delicious and they have Bavarian foodstuffs in the BX/PX.


I wish for... Flying food.

[Venator]

Granted(cant disrupt such an awesome wish)

I wish it would rain some good beer

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but it's root beer so the kiddies can have some.
I wish for cotton candy clouds.

[Venator]

Granted,but its made out of radioactive sugar

I wish i had a rat that was big enough for me to ride it like a horse