AoS MS Paint Adventure

[Regret]

Mike Hawk sound like a name the Blue deserves.|
_________________ If you fall for this, No biggie____________________
BONUS
*Say "Mike Hawk is small " 5 time aloud.

[Varun]

Emanuel Johnson

[Fluttershy]

Gary Oak

[Trollolz]

Derp Herp

[Altoids]

Herp Derp

[Influx]

>Leroy Jenkins.





Enough of that nonsense. You'll alert that Green to your position.

NEW BATTLECRY LEARNED! CALL OF NOOBY

- Has a 0.001% chance of making your enemies flee.
- 99.999% chance of failure.

Level up this battlecry to increase your chance of failure!

>Mike Hawk sound like a name the Blue deserves.



Of course, your name is Michael Hawk, although everyone calls you Mike. Most people giggle when they first meet you, although you're not sure why. You're proud to be part of the Hawk family, so to Hell with everyone else.

>Say "Mike Hawk is small " 5 times aloud.



But he's not. Mike Hawk is actually quite bi-



Great blazes! The true meaning of the pun behind your name slaps you across the face like a face-slapping thing. You'd best carry on your search for that Green to keep your mind occupied.


New character unlocked. To command a specific character, prefix your command with [LR]: for Louis Reynolds, or [MH]: for Mike Hawk.

[Leonzable]

[MH] Wander around the forest in search of Greens

[IrishElf]

[LR]: Jump out of a tree and shotgun mike hawk in the balls.

[TheSifodias]

[LR]: Start searching for food. Luckily that rifle had a bayonet on it.

[Regret]

[MH] Begin collecting materials for the search. Like Wood and Rocks
Am I getting out of hand with this? XD

[ChaosTLW]

I dont get the "Mike Hawk is small" thing.

[Regret]

Really? Almost everyone got it :]

http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT#auto|en|Mike%20Hawk%20is%20SmallGo here and press the "listen" button.

[Influx]

>[MH] Wander around the forest in search of Greens



What do you think I've been doing for all of last night?

>[LR]: Jump out of a tree and shotgun mike hawk in the balls.



a) I don't have a shotgun.

b) I don't know who Mike Hawk is and why you have angst against his balls. Unless you mean self-mutilation, in which case, NO.

>[LR]: Start searching for food. Luckily that rifle had a bayonet on it.



You're pretty sure you don't see a bayo-



ne-arrrgghhschaadhsdfsdj.

You lost 30 HP. And gained 10 stupidity points.

>I dont get the "Mike Hawk is small" thing.

And you never will, young Timmy. You never will...
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(it might be easier to get if we drop the redundant letters and you see it as Mi Kawk)

[ChaosTLW]

Holy shit, now that I said it fast I get it.

[Leonzable]

Alright, let's make this interesting.
[MH] Fire into the sky in hopes of catching enemy attention
[LR] Notice gunfire in the sky and travel towards the location of origin