Yo Mama Jokes

[gizmoe123]

Yo mama is like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

[Fleischgeruch]

Yo mama is like a fat woman... she's really fat.

[KnightOfPC]

Yo mama so fat, when she's at the Theater, she sits next to EVERYBODY.

[Narkumir]

Yo Mama so poor, She only has 2 channels, On and Off

[deltalead]

Yo Mama's so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they said no proffesionals!

[Narkumir]

Yo Mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said,"Get Off!"

[Fleischgeruch]

Yo mama so fat, when she eats McDonalds she loses her average calorie content.

[Sniper101]

Yo Mama's so dum that she reads these jokes and take them as compliments.

[Fleischgeruch]

Yo mama so dumb that she's not very intelligent.

[SIMOX]

Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus

[Varun]

I lol'd at this topic, and I am gonna lol again if everyone here gets warned. In the spirit of it though -

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

[Fleischgeruch]

Yo mama so funny she makes me laugh on a funeral.
Don't ask.

[Varun]

Heh, the sheer non funniness of that one makes it funny :)

Yo mama so so short, she needs a ladder to reach her chair.

[SIMOX]

Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot!

[Fleischgeruch]

Yo mama so cool she married Chuck Norris.