AoS MS Paint Adventure

[Trollolz]

Get down in the grass, then slowly push your way backwards into the woods where you have a better chance of ambushing the enemy.

[Sniper101]

Kill yourself with a grenade and spawn back to your base.

[kmaj]

Hide in a bush and wait with a spade.

[Varun]

Stand you ground, and pump bullets at your enemy till you gun goes dead. Then, in a futile gesture, throw the gun at the blues and hightail it into the Freaking scary woods.



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[Snowy]

Stand you ground, and pump bullets at your enemy till you gun goes dead. Then, in a futile gesture, throw the gun at the blues and hightail it into the Freaking scary woods.



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What if you get shot in the face? D:

[SICKfudge]

Stand you ground, and pump bullets at your enemy till you gun goes dead. Then, in a futile gesture, throw the gun at the blues and hightail it into the Freaking scary woods.



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What if you get shot in the face? D:

You will live in Valhalla forevermore, drinking and fighting till Rangorak destroys everything!

[kmaj]

Stand you ground, and pump bullets at your enemy till you gun goes dead. Then, in a futile gesture, throw the gun at the blues and hightail it into the Freaking scary woods.



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What if you get shot in the face? D:

You will live in Valhalla forevermore, drinking and fighting till Rangorak destroys everything!

*ragnarok
I played Age of Mytology.

[Influx]

>Blast your brains out, being a green in this life is terribad and you should feel bad for not thinking of this sooner.



No. Besides, your composure stat is too high to allow for this kind of self-destructive behaviour in combat.

>Stand you ground, and pump bullets at your enemy till you gun goes dead. Then, in a futile gesture, throw the gun at the blues and hightail it into the Freaking scary woods.



You begin lining up your shots. At this range, even your measly 4 accuracy won't hamper your chances all that much.

>Continue



You fire off at least 5 shots, and managed to tag a few Blues in the process. Everything seems to be going to plan...

>Continue



Hello. I forgot about you.

>Run for the woods!



Gladly!

>Continue



It's dark in here. Like, very dark. You're not sure you really made the right choice coming in here, but at least the Tank can't follow, and the Blues will have trouble spotting you. On the flip side, you still have 4 rounds left. There is just one problem, though.

You are lost.

[kmaj]

Search for some nutritious larvae to eat, Bear-Grylls stile.

[TheSifodias]

What's your courage stat?

[Influx]

>Search for some nutritious larvae to eat, Bear-Grylls stile.



You look on the floor and put something that you freakin' hope is larvae in your mouth. Your minor bleed has stopped.

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE LEVELLED UP. YOU ARE NOW LEVEL 2 AND HAVE UNLOCKED THREE NEW STATS

>What's your courage stat?



You have unlocked the stats WILLPOWER, COURAGE and DODGE.

WILLPOWER is governed by strength. It determines both how fast you bleed out and reduces stat penalties for being injured.

COURAGE is governed by intelligence. It determines both the likelihood you do something crazy when specified, and also the odds of it working.

DODGE is governed by agility. It determines how likely you are to avoid getting injured.

You have one point to spend on any of the 9 sub-stats. Alternatively, you can increase one of your three main stats by one level by saving up 3 points. A sub-stat cannot be higher than the stat that governs it.

[Trollolz]

Dodge so you can do some of dat matrix shiz.

[Leonzable]

Increase Dodge
wow you're really taking this seriously arnt ya?
>Climb a tree and use blocks to create a safe lookout for the night

[TheSifodias]

Build a defense from blocks. Like a small hut. Build a block bed that you can sleep on.
Where's your building stat?

[Influx]

>Dodge



Your dodge stat has increased to 3. You can now (try to) do some of that matrix shiz. You've never heard of a matrix or how that is relevant, but woo!

>Climb a tree and use blocks to create a safe lookout for the night



By the time you climb to the top of the canopy, it's night. You set about building yourself a shelter from all manner of itchy shit that crawls on the floor. You're glad of this, as you've had to sleep on the ground many times. Building this shelter consumes 20 blocks, leaving you with 30.

>Check building stat

Everyone has the ability to build. Even babies. Only they can't lift blocks with their weak little arms. Therefore, there is no 'stat' for building.


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wow you're really taking this seriously arnt ya?

Not half as seriously as some MSPA's I've read. It might look pretty serious to someone not used to the concept, but they're mostly done in the style of a game, with inventories and stats and stuff. The only reason I made up the little rule for stat increases is so everyone doesn't whore accuracy. And, if you're going to do something, you may as well do it properly. Besides, if you want silly, suggest silly and I will draw silly. That's the joy of having the community suggest things.