The War Game!

[ZaPhobos]

I diggy diggy a hole with TNT. The shrapnel kill you.

[FlyingPig]

Im in a hole theres no shapnel..

I retreat from this terrible place.

[ZaPhobos]

Congratz, as you retreat, I tag you with a GSP dart.
I then hunt you down and beat you with an iron whip.

[FlyingPig]

I wake up rush you, trample you into the ground till your nothing but salsa...then I guess I ask for a funeral service.

[ZaPhobos]

I fall from the sky riding a torpedo.

Let's see what happens next now that this is bumped.

[GLTLEADER]

Stiivais dies of not being in GLT clan poison shot in a specially modified bullet by GLTLEADER

[Cloudnine01]

Le sub-sonic emission device.
EVERYONE IS DEAF!DEAL WITH IT!

[iamninja28]

Stiivais dies of not being in GLT clan poison shot in a specially modified bullet by GLTLEADER

Suffers the wrath of crossing the Komrades and has every fiber of his being and soul eaten by Siberian Snow Tigers.

[ZaPhobos]

I see the returned ninja, brofist him, them stab him.
Welcome back.

I take cover in a hut!

[iamninja28]

The hut is trampled by herds and herds of kittens, the cuteness suffocates you.

The Ninja climbs the Empire State Building.

[ZaPhobos]

King kong climbs up, planes start shooting at him.
You're hit by a stray bullet.


I take cover in a hollowed out rock.

Welcome back (Again)

[iamninja28]

I focus gravity over the rock so it caves in

I venture to Atlantis


(glad to be back)

[ZaPhobos]

No need to do anything! You have drowned in the sunken kingdom.

I stand out in the open, whittling away at a piece of wood.

[aceospades]

I help you whittle on it. :)

[iamninja28]

I help you whittle on it. :)

That's creepy and rather homosexual sounding. Because I'm a ninja and have no need for air whilst under water, I return and approach ZaPhobos, and Spy stab him in the back, and because we're deep in the forest, I leave his body there.