The War Game!

[TheSifodias]

Little do you know, that Scout was a hired assassin from me. I that wall you were eating a sandwich next to... well that was spiked with mini-mines. You die through 5 mine explosions.

[ZaPhobos]

Respawn in 5...4...3...2...1... A spawn pod from mars crashes ontop of you.

[DrSandwich]

Spawn Pod Explodes negating spawning for 10 seconds

[ZaPhobos]

I fall out of the sky onto DrSandwich, crushing him.

Thankfully I had a gravity negation device that stopped me before I went splat.

[razor10000]

Vinyl places spawn beacon.

[MrMeow]

I shoot Razor10000 with an M79

I then use a chicken tank for cover.

[ZaPhobos]

Just before he respawns, I destroy the point, his legs are here and his body on mars.
Yay.

I hide behind a boulder.

[razor10000]

I was wounded but did not die from the shot. I use medkit.

+67 hp

I shoot ZaPhobos with my Battle Rifle. It barely hit the tip of his forehead.

[MrMeow]

YOU SURVIVED AN M79 SHOT!?
I CALL BS ON THAT!

I shoot Razor10000 in tha face with a RPG.

I then hide in a cloud.

[DrSandwich]

Dr Sandwich dons a MJOLNIR suit, flies at Mr Meow at high velocity crushing him through the clouds.

[Ultrayoshi49]

Little did Dr Sandwich know, those clouds were artificial clouds made by Ultrayoshi49. Dr Sandwich's fly by ignites the hydrogen that was stored, causing them to explode violently, killing Dr Sandwich and Mr Meow.

[ZaPhobos]

I then transform into a dinosaur using the infinite improbability drive, and eat Ultrayoshi49 who was turned into an elephant due to its effects.


I hide in the heart of gold behind an over-sized penguin.

[DrSandwich]

Dr Sandwich did not die, his shields took most of the damage.
Malaria infested mosquitoes plaque the battlefield, Dr Sandwich's suit prevents him from contracting malaria

[razor10000]

Vinyl respawns.

I equip MJOLNIR Armour with EVA helmet variant.

[MrMeow]

I shoot you with a .357 AP round.

I take cover in a redundant cornfield.