Taking over the world

[HaloWarLord711]

what would be your steps in taking over the world?say yours and offer opinions about the others!
mine:
1.rig each nuclear weapon in whatever countries, i can find to detonate at my choosing.
2.blackmail the goverments of every country i rigged,into handing over control of there country.
3.when that doesnt work,set the nukes off.
4.nuke the goverments(with whatever nukes i kept),naval bases,army camps,all the alpabet agencies and the space station.
5.tell any remaining soldiers to be under my command,exile those who wont.
6.tell everyone on earth i now rule,those who oppose are exiled.
7.set up my own series of sateliates with their own weapons and defense.
8.?????
9.Profit!

[IrishElf]

So, basically your plan is nuke humanity to death to conquer earth.

From there, you're gonna find a way to exile corpses you don't like into space.

Your plan is potato. Extremely potato.

[HaloWarLord711]

well since you are partly correct(who said id exile them into space?) ill just nuke the rest of the earth and wed all live in metro 2033
the end

[HaloWarLord711]

So, basically your plan is nuke humanity to death to conquer earth.

From there, you're gonna find a way to exile corpses you don't like into space.

Your plan is potato. Extremely potato.

and do you have a better plan ? :) id like to hear it

[Habsburger]

1. Get elected as President of Brazil.
2.Abolish the constitution and start an absolute monarchy.
3.Invade Venezuela for the oil.
4.Invade the rest of south America.
5.Start developing nuclear weapons and subsiding bellic industry.
6.Ignore Africa.
7.Form alliance with India and Russia.
8.Crush China from all sides.
9.Make non-agression pact with The E.U
10.Conduct an operation to kill Justin Bieber and Kesha.
11.Prohibit all kinds of music except classical.
12.Invade Iran and the Balkans to end all political tensions.
13.Distribute free cookies for everyone.

[Putin]

1.Get a biochemical-virus "bottle" weapon
2.Threaten that i release it in Brasil !!! no one cares ... go to EU then..
3.And now If they doesn't make me king of everything that breaths i release the virus and kill everyone
4.Profit !!!

[ChaosTLW]

1. Get elected as President of Brazil.
2.Abolish the constitution and start an absolute monarchy.
3.Invade Venezuela for the oil.
4.Invade the rest of south America.
5.Start developing nuclear weapons and subsiding bellic industry.
6.Ignore Africa.
7.Form alliance with India and Russia.
8.Crush China from all sides.
9.Make non-agression pact with The E.U
10.Conduct an operation to kill Justin Bieber and Kesha.
11.Prohibit all kinds of music except classical.
12.Invade Iran and the Balkans to end all political tensions.
13.Distribute free cookies for everyone.

I LOVE YOU BRO!

[Regret]

10.Conduct an operation to kill Justin Bieber and Kesha.

You forgot Rebecca Black http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

[duongtamy]

well since you are partly correct(who said id exile them into space?) ill just nuke the rest of the earth and wed all live in metro 2033
the end

the earth and wed all live in metro 2033

[Tigershield]

You allready know my ''taking over the world way.''

National Socialism o/


Just joking anyway.

I think this will be it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Ud3V9NPw8

[Habsburger]

10.Conduct an operation to kill Justin Bieber and Kesha.

You forgot Rebecca Black http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

We can just ban autotune :p

[greace]

Cats............lots of cats.
I will make them mutated with hyper intelligence then I shall get on my cat throne and enjoy my world.
Also I would fix everything that people hate.
[Except cats]

[EstonianSniper]

1. Become a chemical scientist with access to high amounts of Rotulinum Toxin. One teaspoon kills 1M people so a truck full could kill everyone.
2. Come up with an antidote.
3. Sell chemical to Terrorists all over the world.
4. Leak the news that terrorists have such a weapon.
5. Go to the goverments and sell them the antidote.
6. So now I have trust from the Terrorists & Goverments & Mountains of cash.
7. Buy the fricking world.

[AceofSpadesSniper]

1. Use Justin Bieber to torture everyone
2. Everyone accepts me as leader
3. Anyone who doesnt dies
4. I kill Justin Bieber then get the rest
5. I ally with Russia
6. I nuke China
7. I rule the world
8. PROFIT!!!!!

[MrHaaaaaaxFF]

1. Make a contract with Russia, buy millions of AK-12s
2. Make allies with Russia.
3. Attack America.
4. Use Nuke to duck America up.
5. Go around the world and spread commuism, if any countries don't accept commuism, nuke it.
6. Create United Commuism Nations
7. Rule the world
8. ???
9. PROFIT