I MEAN THESE.....
JOKE:
A guy is out walking his dog in the local park...when all of the sudden he hears a shout "hey, hey you! yes you! over here"...
Bemused the guy looks up to see a hot air-balloon floating a few dozen metres in the air...
"I just need to get my bearings...could you tell me roughly where i am? or what direction to London??" the guy in the balloon shouts...
The man with dog takes a quick look around and shouts "Well....your about 120 meters from that tree over there, and about 340 metres from that gate back there"......
...the man from the baloon pauses a second, then shouts back "HEY...your an engineer arnt you??"...
The dog walker shouts back "yeh...how did you know that???"
" well you've just given alot of very accurate incredibly relevant information, which is exactly what i asked for, but its fucking USELESS to me!!"
.............The dog walker is now thourghly offended, and shouts back "HEY your a manager arnt you??"
"i am indeed, how did you guess that???"
Dog walker replies "WELL...you don't know where you came from, you don't know where you are, and you don't know where your going!"
