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Engineer jokes...

Postby Defaulter » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:46 pm

NO NOT THESE...

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I MEAN THESE.....

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JOKE:

A guy is out walking his dog in the local park...when all of the sudden he hears a shout "hey, hey you! yes you! over here"...

Bemused the guy looks up to see a hot air-balloon floating a few dozen metres in the air...

"I just need to get my bearings...could you tell me roughly where i am? or what direction to London??" the guy in the balloon shouts...

The man with dog takes a quick look around and shouts "Well....your about 120 meters from that tree over there, and about 340 metres from that gate back there"......

...the man from the baloon pauses a second, then shouts back "HEY...your an engineer arnt you??"...

The dog walker shouts back "yeh...how did you know that???"

" well you've just given alot of very accurate incredibly relevant information, which is exactly what i asked for, but its fucking USELESS to me!!"

.............The dog walker is now thourghly offended, and shouts back "HEY your a manager arnt you??"

"i am indeed, how did you guess that???"

Dog walker replies "WELL...you don't know where you came from, you don't know where you are, and you don't know where your going!"
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Re: Engineer jokes...

Postby Articsledder » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:48 pm

OSHA's death records provide plenty. Seriously the weirdest stuff happens. "Worker Engulfed in Corn"
aend tehn teh cahirs began to snip
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Re: Engineer jokes...

Postby ReubenMcHawk » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:56 pm

A technishun walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and and it's destroying his family.
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Re: Engineer jokes...

Postby King » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:22 pm

Not really a joke, but after drinking a lot of alcohol I once free styled a rap on Austenitic Steels.

Fortunately, no unsuspecting ladies had to hear it, and the police were not called.
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Re: Engineer jokes...

Postby mikuli » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:51 pm

So why don't engineers like pickled cucumbers?


Because their hands are useless, and they cant fit their heads in the jars.
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Re: Engineer jokes...

Postby DrSandwich » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:02 am

I used to be an engineer like you, 'till i took a girder to the knee
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Re: Engineer jokes...

Postby Shopper » Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:30 pm

Very funny engineer jokes. I have a cousin who wants to be an engineer but she cannot determine that, On what category of engineering she will study? Its really a funny matter.
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