Let's Create A Supernatural Being!

[saxbassman]

Okay, everyone go and buy as much cheese and chocolate syrup as you can, for safety.

I feel like Dr. Frankenstein. What have I created?
Also, if there is any artists out there who would like to draw a picture of this thing and post it here, it would be muchly appreciated :)

[ZaPhobos]

I only do sketches, color it yourself... With your...

Miiiiiiiiiiind!



It's also psychic.

[saxbassman]

A sketch would be fine :)
So it's going to dazzle me with it's disco colours, shoot me, AND mindrape me? Are you seriously serious??

[ZaPhobos]

Yes!

It just so happens to be a luminary in particle acceleration and general physics.
Congratz, we're doomed.

[saxbassman]

I would like to publicly blame ZaPhobos for how completely and utterly screwed we all are.

[ZaPhobos]

He rides his walrus into battle, he carries cars on his back, and his nipples hunger for the flesh of children...

[ThisFrickinSite]

his right pinki finger has the ability to expand to be 15 feet in diameter at near the speed of light, causing a masive shock wave capable of killing and crushing everything it hits within a 23 mile radius. the shockwave is also so big that the air doesnt stop moving, it keeps going and in the 23 mile radisu, there is temorarily no air. when the air comes back to the area, it surpasses the speed of sound and the molecules knock together (sonic boom) every time they come in contact with an object. this wind going this fast brings every object that it hits straight tword the middle, also at the speed of sound. Just so you cen really get an idea of how powerful this is, there is literly a wave on top of the atmosphere after this that makes it all the way to the other side of the globe in 5 hours. however, this also causes masive downward winds on what ever area is oposite where the moster is. This is caused by the wave coming together and building upward ~3 miles. when it sinks back down, it does it quickly enough to get down to the surface of the earth. This causes more destruction equivalent to an F3 tornado around a ~52 mile radius. the 12 miles after that 56 are equivalent to an F2 and the winds die off after that. The sound of his pinki can be heard anywhere around the world. people with in a 100 mile radius will have damaged hearing for the rest of their life.

No body will ever live through this.

[ZaPhobos]

Scratch that, we're all doomed due to ThisFrickenSite.

[saxbassman]

Cheesus. We're so dead.

@ThisFrickinSite That's some nice science right there.