Epic Ace of Spade Battle Stories

[gizmoe123]

Tell us your epic Battles against enemy's.

[Fleischgeruch]

enemies*
Aight boyz... gather round the campfire, let me tell you a storeh
Map: forgot. Server: Sham's. Team: Blue.
It went something like this:
I log on. I say 'hi people'. Some people say back 'hi' to meh. I am vehry happeh.
I check members list. Astonished to see SIMOX on my team. I find SIMOX.
I then follow SIMOX. Gods, if only knew what trouble would I get in...
I stalk SIMOX as he wanders deeper and deeper into the Greenland. Everything is going well as he keeps slaughtering every green scumbag in his path. I keep my distance, while following him, stepping over hundreds of green corpses.
Suddenly, it happened. I not know how they did it, but they did it. A couple of tough-looking green badasses suddenly jump over the fence and surround SIMOX. I see this and rush to aid, alas they gun him down, in cold blood, right there on the spot. I come running to his dying body, and they look at me. I look back at them. They look like a couple of mafia boyz, however I did not have time to think about that. They do not leave loose ends. They had to take care of me. So I ran.
I ran back, as fast as I could. Unfortunately bullets fly faster than blues. A couple of big badasses that they were, they shot me down as well. I barely even moved an inch from where I saw SIMOX get murdered. And so we both died next to each other, and the green punks ran off to avoid getting caught by the cops.
True Story.
The End.

P.S. this should be moved to 'The Lounge' section.

[demo123]

Once upon a time on the a world which name is Voxed there were two races.One race was blue the other one was green.They were ruled by moderators who were ruled by global moderators who were ruled by site admins who were ruled by Ben.Blue and Green lived piecfully together till Ben started a tournament named Ace of Spades.In that tournament Blue were to fight Green and Green were to fight Blue.Every person in the race that wins would get a Legendary Spade.People would take everything that can kill from their homes and entered the tournament.Thus the tournamet or better jet war started.All over Voxed appeared arenas nammed Servers.During those times there was only one mode.That mode was Ctf.The goal in that mode is to grab the other team`s intel and get it to your team`s Cp.Blood was spilled.Women,men,children,elders fell one by one.They wouldnt die.After their HP would fall below zero they would respawn at their base.There was no sign that there is gonna be a winner.So Ben told people of Voxed that the tournament will continue till there is a winner.Even this day the tournamet is still on.

[Articsledder]

I bulded cahirs and snip ed

[gizmoe123]

If this is in the Wrong section can one of the mods/Admins change it?

Also ill tell you one of mine :D
Server: LDR Map: some snow map Team: Green

I was going it alone for the Intel capture walking around behind the blue base shooting those blues that i saw coming around until the blue base was in sight, there would have been half the team in that base with the Intel inside it, running up after taking pot shots at greens i quickly ducked into the bottom of the building were a tunnel had been dug and i followed it until i got to a MASSIVE hole in the middle of there base with a crap load of blues digging, just making a hole i don't know why so i pulled out my shovel and jumped into the hole whacking about 10 or more blues that were in the hole when i hit the bottom loosing about half my health but i missed the Intel it was about 5 blocks above me i tried to get up there but i was gunned down while shooting a blue.

Also a True story.

[Leonzable]

Leonzable was banned (10 minutes) reason: aimbat gref

[IrishElf]

>Aloha Tug of War
>Map was something with like village in center with forest/river ring separating them from the mountainous spawns
>Join blue, select SMG
>After few deaths realize that entire team is derping well behind the front lines
>Something starts clicking, go brevik-mode in defense of our CP in village
>Pretty much single handedly defend that CP for over an hour
>Blue team finally gets off it's ass
>Steamroll green within ten minutes of starting for five~seven games until map changes

And, another fun story

>Aloha last team standing
>Planeassault map
>Get on wing shortly after start of round
>Look down
>See 7 greens remaining, 1 blue
>"Well shit"
>Catch deuces 1 & 2 popping around corner with backs turned to my wing's side
>Waste 'em
>Inside I go
>round corner
>Blast deuce3 in the face
>Head towards green spawn
>Catch deuce4 coming up the stairs
>Down into the depths I go
>Deuce5 with back to me
>BANGBANGBANG
>Up stairs towards blue spawn
>Blast deuce6 in center of plane
>Turn around
>See deuce7 trying to sneak up behind me with spade
>BLUE TEAM WINS!

It's quite fun to be the hero of your team.

[gizmoe123]

Nice

[KnightOfPC]

[SoD]Frank was banned (15 Minutes) Swearing too much

I said "duck". ONCE

[Paratrooper]

Be the only one griefing in Babel.

Succeed.

[Altoids]

>Gonna snipe 4 guys squading in 1 dug hole
1 guy comes out, I kill him
I throw a nade in the hole
Triple kill thread.

[Fleischgeruch]

I just rememberred another one.
Don't remember map name. Sham's again. Team: Blue. Designation: Sapper.
So I came up to this large tall tower, about 10x10. 4 green deuces sitting inside sniping (I avoided them like a boss).
So I take out my spade. I dig its base and dig and dig and noone gives a poop.
5 minutes later - CRACK. 4 Deuces fly down to the ground. Whoever did not die from fall, I finish off with SMG.
Cool times.

[IrishElf]

Another one, happened much further in the past than my others [When it was still .7]
>GH1
>Green pushes us out of center
>See large amount of tracers flying from tiny bunker that hadn't been occupied while under our control
>CHARGE!
>Zig zag and lob grenade towards it
>Headshot before I can see if it landed anywhere near or throw my second
>BOOM!
>Entire killfeed is spammed with me raping green with that grenade
>Kill total jumped by eight
>"HACKER!!!!" floods chat

That's why it's a bad idea to hold orgies in the middle of a warzone.

[razor10000]

Listen up guys. A true story that explains how Blue and Green just simply cannot get along, no matter how much emotion is used.

I was in a server one time, when the Greens were dominating the Blue's territory. Then suddenly, A poor survivor on Blue with the name of Rachel cried out, "I SURRENDER TO THE GREENS! I will be at B4 to become a slave to the Green forces!"

But nobody gave a damn, as I was the only one to hear her plea. As I made my way to B4, killing all the bastards who stood on my path, I saw Rachel building a tower of Green.

She stopped building and stared at me in fear as she cried, "Please don't shoot at me!"

I peacefully said to her, "Don't worry, I won't."

About 2 or 3 Blue soldiers came our way and started shooting at her tower and I, but luckily, I killed them all with my SMG. I was severely injured but luckily I had a medkit which I then used.

Then out of nowhere, another Blue came and started chucking grenades at me and Rachel's tower. I fell to its explosion and I laid there, desperately watching Rachel's tower fall to bits.

She survived, but a fellow team-mate came in and brutally shot and killed her. I-I felt my heart and soul flew away and transfer into another soldiers body. I will never, ever forget that horrific moment...

[demo123]

It was on Shams
Map: Deck-17
The map was quite destroyed.
Me and Fraser found a spawn-camping spot.
Then a guy named General joind us.
Fraser found his window General found his window and i found mine window.
We started spawn-camping.
I got my airstrike. Wrote the cordinates and aplied the airstrike.
Then an another airstrike was unlocked. Fraser used a airstrike, right after i did an airstrike i used mine one and general used an airstrike after me. Thus doing an airstrike rain.

In the end i got around 180 kills, Fraser got around 170 kills and General got somwhere around 100 kills