Corrupt a Wish! [Game]

[ZaPhobos]

Granted, but you don't like what you see.

I wish that it would rain copper chunks.

[Kernel]

Granted, but the chunks hit you in the head and you fainted.

I wish I had a better computer.

[NoodleEXE]

Granted, but then the world's fattest man comes in and sits on it, then asks you to take him out for dinner.

I wish I could simply be a butt crawling bear.

[BigxJimmy]

Wish granted, but seeing that you are now a bear, you were shot in Alaska as you were feeding on Salmon, dieing instantaneously because I shout you in the head with a T-Rex round at five miles.


My Wish Is That The World Will End on Dec, 21st.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted. "The world," a popular show, ends.


I wish that we could end world war.

[Fluxeration]

Granted, but then Osama came back to life, shot the peace makers and it started all over again.
I wish that I had a platypus that was a secret agent. <--- I do not know it's a secret agent.

[BigxJimmy]

Wish granted. Only problem is while you are dimension hopping, you find out he IS an agent, and his commander makes him leave FOREVER!!!!

My wish is that Niaska went Sky Diving.

[Ultrasonic]

Granted, but while you were watching Niaska go down, he forgot his parachute and he landed on you and you both died.

I wish I had 100 more wishes XD

[XxsnipahxX]

Granted, but you used it all for French fries,
I wish I had a girlfriend.

[ZaPhobos]

Granted. You just made a big mistake, you got her kocked up, the parents didn't approve, and you got killed.


I wish that wish wasn't disrupted.

[XxsnipahxX]

Granted, but it died and later got corrupted.
I wish I was not alone with pedobear in my room ;___;

[ZaPhobos]

Granted. Now stuck with pedodog.

I wish the Finnish embassy would stop the "Finnish embassador of AoS" from spamming it up and giving them a bad name.

[XxsnipahxX]

Granted but now you get Polish spamming, Kto polak?
I wish Pedodog doesnt look at me in a weird sexual way :_____:

He is staring at me :O

[BigxJimmy]

Granted, instead of looking at your, he pisses on you and bites your test---, I mean head, off.

I wish this game would end! Oo

[XxsnipahxX]

Granted, instead of looking at your, he pisses on you and bites your test---, I mean head, off.

I wish this game would end! Oo

Granted, but then it starts again.
I wish Pedodog was trained.