Vending Machine Game

[ZaPhobos]

You get a purple dragon named spike.


I insert a waffle.

[RambroGaming]

you get a blue one

i insert a black hole

[SRL]

A white hole is created and cancels out the black hole. Therefore you get nothing.

I insert an M1911.

[SilentGunna]

You get a Walther P38

I insert money

[xmanick]

You get a candy bar.

I shove in my nose.

[TheDeathShot]

You get snot

I insert a trash can

[xmanick]

You get an overstuffed trashcan and my stepmom saying "My God, would it kill anybody to take the damn trash out?" (Which she just said a minute ago)

I pop in a Burger King coupon.

[NIASKA]

You cheap Asians
I insert base cannon

[ZaPhobos]

You get a bass cannon.


I insert a zapapple.

[SilentGunna]

Idk what you get

I insert a clock

[Chickenhawk]

You get a broken Rolex.

I insert granny's favorite whisking tool.... (if you know what I mean)

[mika]

You get scarred for life

I insert a space shuttle

[Sparrow137]

You get Apollo 13.

I insert a laptop

[NIASKA]

You get no lifers
I insert an really pissed off asian.

[Dracolth]

You get cute kitten therapy on the internet



I insert comfort.