Vending Machine Game

[SRL]

You get a sapling.

I insert a dry martini with three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shaken well until ice-cold, with a large, thin slice of lemon peel.

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[RambroGaming]

You get a vesper cocktail

i insert an orange

[SilentGunna]

You get a mandarin.

I insert Trolollz.

[TheDeathShot]

You get a FaZe

I insert a kitten

[RambroGaming]

You get a tiger

i insert a hooker

[SilentGunna]

You get a prostitute.

I insert a toe nail.

[RambroGaming]

You get a shield

i insert a dog

[TheDeathShot]

You get a wolf

I insert ketchup

[RambroGaming]

You get slowdown

i insert a monkey

[xmanick]

You get Diddy Kong.

I put in a jar of dirt.

[SilentGunna]

You get a bucket of lava dumped on your house

I insert a chair

[DrSandwich]

You get an arm chair

I insert myself

[RambroGaming]

you get a blue jumper

i insert a bad friend

[TheDeathShot]

You get a good friends

I insert a scratch off

[HeadShotter50]

you get a potato
i insert a dragon